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Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« on: December 05, 2013, 08:27:41 pm »
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Today We Salute You, Tireless Bottom Halfers

You dutiful denizens of the underscore
You whose names we must scroll to see

This is not dedicated to those among you that are ranged and whom the game simply will not award score to.
This is not dedicated to those among you whom are players who have just joined the server and already have more points and kdr than many.
This is not dedicated to those among you whom are usually top halfers but are eating a sandwich while playing or stoned out of your gourd.

This is dedicated to the true among you, the tireless champions of the bottom half...

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Day in and day out, you labor to create a safe place for the Top Halfers to dwell, round after round you toil.

Some may ask "How do people go through round after round and have gained almost no points and kills?  What are they doing?"
But we know better - we know that you work tirelessly at your roll, perfecting it all the time.

We know that without you, there would be no top half to have.
We know that without you, we would all be lost in a nameless abyss of mediocrity.
We know the true weight you bear, supporting the gargantuan mass of the inflated self worth of us Top Halfers


...And you do it without thanks...


~~ BUT NOT TODAY ~~
Today, on behalf of Top Halfers everywhere - We Salute YOU, Bottom Halfers

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2013, 08:44:22 pm »
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If not for the peasants and plebs of the realm upon who I ask you would we test our steel. This game sure is rough at the start definitely worth it though. I salute you brothers of the bottom half.

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2013, 09:18:46 pm »
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2013, 09:26:24 pm »
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Everyone seems to forget this, but we were all bottom halfers at one point. I sure as hell was when I started as a 2h nodachi samurai.
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 09:33:06 pm »
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Everyone seems to forget this, but we were all bottom halfers at one point. I sure as hell was when I started as a 2h nodachi samurai.

that's because you weren't namo, duh.
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 09:36:14 pm »
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Give it some time and you won't have the luxury to scroll down.

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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2013, 09:44:41 pm »
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Everyone seems to forget this, but we were all bottom halfers at one point. I sure as hell was when I started as a 2h nodachi samurai.

Always brings a tear of joy to my eye when, after a steam sale, samurais with plated european helms and sarranid scimitars litter the battlefield.

I salute you, new players, for your fresh enthusiasm and silly, when can i kill?, remarks. This game would be boring without you!
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2013, 09:46:50 pm »
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Always brings a tear of joy to my eye when, after a steam sale, samurais with plated european helms and sarranid scimitars litter the battlefield.

I salute you, new players, for your fresh enthusiasm and silly, when can i kill?, remarks. This game would be booring without you!

That was me! Chinese/Weeboo body armor, Arab weapon, European helmet/shield. 

I love the bottom halfers.  So does my lance.
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2013, 09:55:05 pm »
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In other words, we salute Hindel today.
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2013, 09:59:22 pm »
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2013, 10:05:09 pm »
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2013, 10:13:51 pm »
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Thanks, guys, but it's not needed, we bottom halfers get our self esteem from killing bottom quarterers.
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2013, 10:16:23 pm »
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It's about TIME somebody recognized that I can't block, can't not hit teammates in groups and can't seem to watch my back for cav and that it serves a purpose.
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2013, 10:17:59 pm »
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In other words, we salute Hindel today.

Lol...he used to be top halfer, then he quit for a while...he rages too much :(
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Re: Today We Salute : Bottom Halfers
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 10:46:30 pm »
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Thank you, I appreciate the recognition.