Meanwhile in Ukraine

[Butan]

Teach Russian language, Basurman. Or set translator. 

Cheaper idea : come protect russian people in Europe (and then, the world).

 

[Christo]

or just play dota 2

[Tovi]

So, was Osama the best CIA operative in the world?

Holy shit. That's stuff I heard from the Drunk, overdosed guy on the side of the street one day.

Another drunken man, named W Bush, said Hugo Chavez was a member of Al Qaida... but those stupid american always makes me laugh. They believe in their propaganda's movies.

Oh, and yes, Osama was a good boy. That's why his family was afforded to fly out of America on 9.11

[BIA_ivani4]

I, by the way, since June in the Krasnodar region and in the Crimea going to work. Once in Yamal (for two weeks in may) I will fly, and sunbathe on the sun  (and even a lot of money promised). Thank you crazy and stupid: Yanukovych, Klitschko, Tymoshenko! Thanks to the EU! Viva Revolution! 

[Corwin]

What kind of ping do you expect to have in Crimea? You know, it is very difficult to block properly with high ping.

[BIA_ivani4]

What kind of ping do you expect to have in Crimea? You know, it is very difficult to block properly with high ping.

Ping is not important. It's warm, beautiful nature, a lot of wine, a lot of beautiful women (without coats and boots) ... Why to block? You can only go in his shorts! There, finally it's going to snow, ice, mud. 

[Tovi]

He can just hold a shield in DTV.

[BIA_ivani4]

He can just hold a shield in DTV.

Shields are in Ukraine. We, in Russia the Crimea, I'll be wearing only a big fat spear. My spear in my pants. 

[Yarl]

difficult to block

Why to block?

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[Kafein]

150 pages in, the best laugh I had here.

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150 страниц в, у меня был лучший смех здесь

PS: It's me or is Google translate trying to be funny today ?

[Kuujis]

To get back on track - we need to do a voting, on whether putler will command further invasion of Ukraine.  I.e. like with the choices:
1. He will and he should, because <random witty/boring reason>.
2. He will, but he should not, because <random witty/boring reason>.
3. He will not, because <random witty/boring reason>.

[BIA_ivani4]

To get back on track - we need to do a voting, on whether putler will command further invasion of Ukraine.  I.e. like with the choices:
1. He will and he should, because <random witty/boring reason>.
2. He will, but he should not, because <random witty/boring reason>.
3. He will not, because <random witty/boring reason>.

Liberal-tolerant hater of Russia, why should you vote on the questions of life in Ukraine? You have, in the EU, there are problems. In Croatia and Monteblack in spanish - corruption! The escalation of crime! «The Balkan drug routes»! It is high time to help "democratic and progressive forces" of Croatia to establish order in the country. You don't have the energy to organize Maidan in Croatia, not enough money? You need to ask help of the USA. The black in spanish will give money for the democracy, protection of human values, to change their government tyrants.
Hmm... There found large deposits of hydrocarbons. As at the Crimea on the sea shelf. You, the EU and the US, should quickly to make a revolution in Croatia and Monteblack in spanish!!! Why wait? Serbia already for a long time is a very small country. It is to grow. Russia, the same has free capacities for oil and gas. 
http://my.mail.ru/video/mail/i.dengina/_myvideo/1.html

[Paul]

This broken English is kinda funny. Stop fighting my "below-the-radar" theorem though.

[BIA_ivani4]

This broken English is kinda funny. Stop fighting my "below-the-radar" theorem though.

I love English! It is very similar to the Chinese language! And the interpreter, making it an excellent and concise!

[Vovka]

This broken English is kinda funny. Stop fighting my "below-the-radar" theorem though.

One day a guy with a funny English will be the head of district "insert name of your country" as part of a New Russian Empire xnxnxnxnxn

By the way have you heard about Pigs? now it UPIGS ((
Panos gonna rage when he finds out that Dave will now receive part of his money