Meanwhile in Ukraine

[Vovka]

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another story from prague - a group of people showed publicly their support one day ago to our president (senile drunkyard who almost vomited over our crown jewels when he got smashed during one celebration. he was happy not to loose his balance there and only a wall behind his back was what allowed him to stand).

in russian media meeting of these people was presented as a demonstration against sanctions against russian federation.

omg really? aye why not. lol no joke. for fucking real

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i think it tops even zimbabwe state tv

so you Czech  Now everything fell into place 

[Kuujis]

so you Czech  Now everything fell into place 

That's a comparatively weak attempt at a "comeback". I almost daresay Don did it better 

[Vovka]

That's a comparatively weak attempt at a "comeback". I almost daresay Don did it better 

sry i will try harder next time 

[Beauchamp]

special one for you Vovka

The Radio Yekaterinburg was asked: "Is it possible to enjoy life to the fullest in Russia?"
The Radio Yekaterinburg answered: "Yes, if you like crowded exchange offices."



and the other for Don

Radio Yekaterinburg was asked: "Does one get 10 years of prison for saying that Putin is an idiot?"
Radio Yekaterinburg answered: "In principle yes, because that's a state secret."

[DonNicko]

- "In our country there still never was any attempts to kill one of politicians!" - Czech tells
- Do you brag or complain?

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Baví se čínský president a ministr obrany... Ministr: «Jakési Česko nám vyhlásilo válku.» Prezident: «Kolik jich je?» Ministr: «Asi 10 milionů.» Prezident: «A v kterém hotelu bydlí?»

[Vovka]

Googled a bit and make joke special for u Beauchamp!

Czech journalist was asked: "Minister, how would you compare the profession Czech diplomat?"
Minister answered: "with the profession of a prostitute, working at night and adjusts the position under the partner's desires"

[Beauchamp]

- "In our country there still never was any attempts to kill one of politicians!" - Czech tells
- Do you brag or complain?

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Baví se čínský president a ministr obrany... Ministr: «Jakési Česko nám vyhlásilo válku.» Prezident: «Kolik jich je?» Ministr: «Asi 10 milionů.» Prezident: «A v kterém hotelu bydlí?»

not true really so i guess its from russian media again
- masaryk (our first president) ordered assassination of lenin, but unluckily he failed. but its confirmed, documented in archives etc. just not to well known to the world. maybe he wasn't the only one trying.
- our paratroopers killed heidrich (if he counts as politician)
- and commies killed dozens of politicians, i guess the murder of horakova (the only woman executed is a bit known, but they also were copycating ussr and were killing each other )
- there were no attempts to kill anyone in modern history though (but i guess the same applies to many countries; not to russia and zimbabwe of course )

hehe the joke you posted is ok, we had a good fun telling it on basic school.

i can tell you one about nemtsov that i heard recently. in fact is the only joke and the only good joke i heard that wants to praise putler. its probably because most of putler supporters are retards and can't even come up with a joke of their own, not to mention with a good one.

merkel and obama speak about time shifting and
merkel says: "you know i just wanted to congratulate the japan prime minister on winning the elections, i called at 3 o'clock in the afternoon but in japan it was already 3 o'clock in the night! i totally embarrassed myself, it was horrible, political faux pax at its best...."
obama says: "its nothing, i called putler at 3 o'clock in the night of washington time and insisted to investigate the nemtsov murder immediately! but it was 3 hours to early".

vovka u failed your comeback again, not funny really. sense of humour usually correlates with intelligence

[DonNicko]

Some others I liked

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The plane in which Clinton, Yeltsin and Havel fly, is wrecked. Falls to the jungle where they are taken prisoner by cannibals. The leader asks Clinton: "Who are you?"
"I am the president of the great country that my people will tell me, I will do"
"And how your country is called?"
"America!"
"I don't know such, on roast him!"
Ask Yeltsin: "And who are you?"
"I am the president of the great power what I will tell my people, they will do"
how is it called?"
"Russia"
"I don't know too, on goulash!"
The same question to Havel.
"I am the president of such small country, the Czech Republic is called, and what other countries will tell, we will do"
"About the Czech Republic, apparently, I heard something. Roast or goulash?"

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Ship-wreck. the American, the Russian and the Czech managed to come up only. But fell into hands of cannibals. The leader declares that decided to make to guests a pleasant surprise: all will be executed by means of the most modern equipment. The curtain opens, behind it a rusty guillotine. The American is the first, insert the head into an opening, but for centimeter to a neck the knife jams, and he remains alive. The leader pronounces a sentence: gods spare life to this person. The American is released and carry out three of his desires: provide the boat, couple of oarsmen and a basket of pearls. The Czech goes the second. Same history. Ask, what his three desires. "First, boat, secondly, six oarsmen. And thirdly, do you have any tools? I would correct that guillotine"

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World Cup in athletics. In the program hammer throw. Russian approaches, takes a hammer, swings the arm, throws on 120 meters. World record! Journalists to him:
"what is the reason of such success?"
"Thanks to the party and the homeland that gave me the chance to be prepared for competitions so well"
Following American. throws a hammer on 140 meters. "I am grateful to the trainer, and hard training" 
Turn of the Czech. Any chances. Nobody doesn't pay attention to it. The throw, a hammer departs for 250 meters from stadium! Journalists, how did you do that?
"So it is just a hammer. And I would throw a sickle so that you wouldn't find it at all"

[Leshma]

Which one of you buggers has an alt named Krim_Nash?

[Kuujis]

So the "investigation" about Nemtsovs murder... here a nice overview, any comments from the "proud" nation side?
http://time.com/3738734/nemtsov-murder-investigation/

[Vovka]

So the "investigation" about Nemtsovs murder... here a nice overview, any comments from the "proud" nation side?
http://time.com/3738734/nemtsov-murder-investigation/

too many words, sry 

[Xant]

Putin knows Russians have the attention spans of a gold fish and about the same level of literacy too, that's why he knows he can get away with "Er... the chechens did it!!" for everything

[DonNicko]

New info about Odessa on russian language. The witness who survived tells:

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Dave, did he lie?

[The_Bloody_Nine]

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haha, our new friends, the poles!

[DaveUKR]

New info about Odessa on russian language. The witness who survived tells:

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Dave, did he lie?

Watched the first 2 minutes of the video and stopped. Typical Tovi-like trash with cognitive dissonance. During the first words he had already managed to form a Tovi styled post in this thread.

I didn't watch the rest of the video but pretty much yes, he lied. It took a short time for me to say this for sure. And also Shariy changed a lot, he's now a typical pro-Kremlin dog with entirely one-sided propaganda, doesn't differ from those whom he tried to criticize.

I simply don't understand your fetish with this 2nd of May in Odessa. Well I do, because it's typical thing to speak about with a pro-Russian zombie. But I hardly understand why they use this topic, it's absolutely a loose cannon in discussion about Ukraine for pro-Russians. I think I told this before, I wasn't on Maidan but about Odessa I can tell you for absolute sure:

1. All people (without ANY exceptions) who were in tent camp in Odessa were paid for it DAILY. Pretty much everyone could come there and ask to stay there for money, after checking you could stay and earn some money (that explains why there were people who were not from Odessa).
2. Most of Odessa citizens didn't support that stupid camp in the park zone in the center of the city. Even those who hated the current government completely disliked the idea of having a couple of hundreds of bums shitting in the park where normal people walk with kids. Pro-Ukrainian protesters having way bigger numbers didn't make such bullshit.
3. The place of the camp is a typical ideological crap. This was a place with a Lenin's monument which was removed about 10 years ago with commies raging about it. Why not take a place in front of Regional Administration? It has a bigger territory and at least is relevant. It's also like less than 1km away from their original place.
4. The whole ideology of this camp was anti-Ukrainian. People set Ukrainian flags on fire, there were a lot of Russian flags, leaders of their camp were known anti-Ukrainian pro-Russians.


Though I've said it a million times here: I didn't support Maidan and the whole idea of riot. But you can't really compare crimes they committed to pro-Russian actions in ANY measures.