Meanwhile in Ukraine

[Beauchamp]

NATO - USA Army = EU army
love it  time to exchange mine 10 euros to dollars 

Russia - gas - military = Zimbabwe
Separatist's offensive in Ukraine coming soon
time to echange your rubles for toilet paper

[Kuujis]

Russia - gas - military = Zimbabwe
Separatist's offensive in Ukraine coming soon
time to echange your rubles for toilet paper

A lot of praise was given to russia here. Not sure it is worth it. 

[DonNicko]

A lot of praise was given to russia here. Not sure it is worth it. 

Lithuania - gays = Congo, because nobody would suck EU balls

[Beauchamp]

A lot of praise was given to russia here. Not sure it is worth it. 

thats true, let me rephrase it

Russia - gas - military = Zimbabwe - elephants

[Kuujis]

Lithuania - gays = Congo, because nobody would suck EU balls

Thats cute! 

Care to try again?

[Xant]

More like Russia - nukes = Zimbabwe - elephants

[DonNicko]

http://www.helsinginuutiset.fi/artikkeli/270400-vasemmistoliiton-antero-eerola-pahoinpideltiin-ita-ukrainassa
Any finnish can explain what happened?

[BASNAK]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31796226

[Xant]

http://www.helsinginuutiset.fi/artikkeli/270400-vasemmistoliiton-antero-eerola-pahoinpideltiin-ita-ukrainassa
Any finnish can explain what happened?

He got beat up by some random people because he's retarded.

[lombardsoup]

In Russia, CIA plot is YOU, or at least it is according to 80% of Russians.   Never mind that the Russian economy is shit, Putin can do no wrong (even when he's having political opponents killed)

Too many Tovi's

http://www.levada.ru/09-02-2015/mezhdunarodnye-otnosheniya

[Mala]

http://www.helsinginuutiset.fi/artikkeli/270400-vasemmistoliiton-antero-eerola-pahoinpideltiin-ita-ukrainassa
Any finnish can explain what happened?

one side says someting like "ua forces started to fire at rebell positions shortly after the cease fire was announced and the finnish reporter was beaten in slaviansk by ua forces because speaks only russian and finnish (i guess)."

then the other side says "This incident happened just 12 hours after the cease-fire in Svitlodarsk, which was only 10 kilometers from active fighting in Debaltseva. At the same time the rebels claimed that Debaltseva area was not covered by the cease-fire, were advancing with tanks, IFV's and small arms. Rebels were shelling the town at the time with Grads from at least three separate fire-positions."

[Xant]

one side says someting like "ua forces started to fire at rebell positions shortly after the cease fire was announced and the finnish reporter was beaten in slaviansk by ua forces because speaks only russian and finnish (i guess)."

then the other side says "This incident happened just 12 hours after the cease-fire in Svitlodarsk, which was only 10 kilometers from active fighting in Debaltseva. At the same time the rebels claimed that Debaltseva area was not covered by the cease-fire, were advancing with tanks, IFV's and small arms. Rebels were shelling the town at the time with Grads from at least three separate fire-positions."

That is not what it says.

[Beauchamp]

In Russia, CIA plot is YOU, or at least it is according to 80% of Russians.   Never mind that the Russian economy is shit, Putin can do no wrong (even when he's having political opponents killed)

Too many Tovi's

http://www.levada.ru/09-02-2015/mezhdunarodnye-otnosheniya

aye russian mentality is they don't care about themselves as long as they're feared and considered the world power.
unlike in europe where everybody's quality of life comes first and his country being a world power doesnt even come second. well in fact nobody gives a shit about it, unless he is totally retarded.

so the best fun you can make outta rus is you somehow in a funny way tell them their country is shit. it always pisses them off - aka when nicko went mental, when i compared their country to zimbabwe

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This is Siberian Radio; our listeners asked us: “What is the most permanent feature of our Russian economy?”
We’re answering: “Temporary shortages. ”

[Xant]

http://www.helsinginuutiset.fi/artikkeli/270400-vasemmistoliiton-antero-eerola-pahoinpideltiin-ita-ukrainassa
Any finnish can explain what happened?

LOL

Now I know why Nicko was asking. A Finnish journalist was in Ukraine, got accosted by some youngsters, got punched once. The end. What a story, right? One thrown punch -- story of the century.

It's in Finnish media now too, but guess what the headline is? "Russian media made the assault on Finnish reporter their top news - Eerola (the journalist who was punched): they're trying to take advantage of the incident"

Eerola has been bombarded by calls from Russian media asking for an interview. He's refused all of them, because he says it's obvious what they're trying to do. He also says Russian media is reporting that the assault had something to do with him witnessing the Ukrainians breaking the ceasefire, and he says it definitely had nothing to do with it.

Funny part is that Eerola is an anti-EU, pro-Russia joke of a politician and even he's not going to play the retarded Russian media game.

tl;dr someone got punched somewhere, Russians twist the story and make it huge news

[Beauchamp]

another story from prague - a group of people showed publicly their support one day ago to our president (senile drunkyard who almost vomited over our crown jewels when he got smashed during one celebration. he was happy not to loose his balance there and only a wall behind his back was what allowed him to stand).

in russian media meeting of these people was presented as a demonstration against sanctions against russian federation.

omg really? aye why not. lol no joke. for fucking real

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i think it tops even zimbabwe state tv