Thomek, you put too much effort in your post. Tovi's tactic is more efficient.
Step 1. Post a random youtube video:
Step 2. Say something ridiculous (if it doesn't have any conspiracy - it doesn't count):
Putin is guilty of 9/11.
Step 3. Justify/prove it with an article/picture of known and respectable persons.
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loginStep 4. When you're once again proven being an idiot - pretend to be a chimp, wait for a couple of days and then repeat.