Meanwhile in Ukraine

[Vovka]

tryhard rus troll, so funny.

and do not let him pee on your face 

[Christo]

Don't make me report you to russian authorities 

[Leshma]

So... who wants Putin assassinated? I'm taking both c-RPG gold and real gold aka Euros. It will be done on October 16th (need to plan it before I give correct time). Please contact me via PM and prepare large sums of both c-RPG gold (we're talking quadrillions) or few hudred million euros.

Handle: Gavrilo Princip

[Butan]

It will be done on October 16th (need to plan it before I give correct time).

You will not pass Vovka's elite bodyguard team!

[Leshma]

But they my frends, komrads, we drink vodka before, we have fun... they drunk after and Putin alone

[Kuujis]

As long as russians are fed and watered - they will be proper sheeps and won't support you Also - I would skip traveling to russia nao, if I were you!

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/business/article/russia-to-import-crocodile-meat-to-replace-sanctioned-pork-beef/509165.html

[Butan]

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/business/article/russia-to-import-crocodile-meat-to-replace-sanctioned-pork-beef/509165.html

Yummy.

Another reason to immigrate.

[DonNicko]

As long as russians are fed and watered - they will be proper sheeps and won't support you Also - I would skip traveling to russia nao, if I were you!

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/business/article/russia-to-import-crocodile-meat-to-replace-sanctioned-pork-beef/509165.html

WOW, where can I buy crocodile meat?

[Leshma]

As long as russians are fed and watered - they will be proper sheeps and won't support you Also - I would skip traveling to russia nao, if I were you!

Who is traveling to Russia?

[Kuujis]

WOW, where can I buy crocodile meat?

At the same shop where prices have fallen, since the food import ban ;)

Who is traveling to Russia?

Didn't you kind of suggest... you know to have some intimate .... DEALINGS with putler? With support and vodka and (litteral) shit? Shurely you don't expect him to come to YOU? Or do you need some more peace-maker forces in the balkans (this time from russia with love - so to speak )?

[Tibe]

So... who wants Putin assassinated?

What would that solve? Their entire government and large sum of population is filled with pissed off at random stuff nationalist barbarians. They'l just vote another "great leader" or political party that actively keeps repeating how ruling Russia needs a "strong hand" and it isnt for filthy girlish westerntype politicians. They'l just vote the guy who has the biggest chesthair, yells the loudest and swings his battleaxe around the most. Cause thats just how russians are. I think the partial reason why they cant get in sync with the rest of the modern world is cause they just do things differently over there.

[Butan]

Who is traveling to Russia?

Noone, especially not the brain-drained intellectuals!

[Yarl]

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WOW, where can I buy crocodile meat?

Тебе еще не надоло тут рубиться с ними?) Смысл бороться с ветряными мельницами.  Раньше обсуждение было, а сейчас просто пара прибалтийских русофобов что-то тут строят

[Kuujis]

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Тебе еще не надоло тут рубиться с ними?) Смысл бороться с ветряными мельницами.  Раньше обсуждение было, а сейчас просто пара прибалтийских русофобов что-то тут строят

You could at least write this in Engrish, if english is too hard... :)

As to "pribaltic rusophobes"... ofc the problem is in THEM, never russia itself...  Good luck and FU  :rolleyes:

[Butan]

As to "pribaltic rusophobes"... ofc the problem is in THEM, never russia itself...  Good luck and FU 

There is no problem, only solutions: annex the baltic states into Russia! At least the russophobics would have newfound arguments that doesnt date back to USSR.