Lmao, it even has jewish included. 10/10 they're out to get us.
Too bad the only thing missing from this oh-so-elaborate plot is an actual motive/aim, outside of killing a few protesters. Incidentally, the whole thing is profitable only for pro-russian forces.
Come on, what's next? Kiev is working with ALIENS and has actually planned both the loss of Crimea and the uprising in the east, so aliens can more easily abduct people there during the chaos?