Author Topic: TugBOAT up for auction for charity  (Read 1924 times)

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TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« on: December 04, 2013, 02:43:20 am »
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Hello. I am auctioning myself up for charity. The winner will win me as a slave and I will join your ladder and help you win games.

This auction is benefiting the TugBOAT foundation.

Please bid in cRPG gold, and minimum bid increment is 1,000


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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 02:44:08 am »
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999 gold
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 02:45:35 am »
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Worst admin ever, horrible person, rude in chat, griefs in game, threatens with kicks and bans if you don't praise him in his admin thread, doesn't worship the goat, and worst of all, uses a crossbow, I suggest instant removal of admin rights and crucifixion.

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 02:46:20 am »
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999 gold

He's not worth it Zlisch, he is a disbeliever to both Mork and THE GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN. The heathen knows no civility and worships boats.

At least our deities acknowledge each other, his doesn't at all.
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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 02:47:10 am »
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I already said you could join our clan and your payment would be friendship.

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 02:47:46 am »
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Tug i don't know you but i'm for pro slavery!

So yeah ill write a check for 1,000

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 02:49:42 am »
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He's not worth it Zlisch, he is a disbeliever to both Mork and THE GODKING PARTYBOY OF BIRD CLAN. The heathen knows no civility and worships boats.

At least our deities acknowledge each other, he doesn't at all.

I am TugBOAT, King of BOATs, KING of ALABAMA, and LORD of BOAT CLAN. How dare you speak poorly of me! You and your GODKING shall be ELIMINATED.

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 02:50:19 am »
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ill duel u for 100k

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 02:50:49 am »
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I already said you could join our clan and your payment would be friendship.

Final offer is 20k and friendship
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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 02:51:08 am »
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I am TugBOAT, King of BOATs, KING of ALABAMA, and LORD of BOAT CLAN. How dare you speak poorly of me! You and your GODKING shall be ELIMINATED.

Remember the last time we fought? My mighty flying eagles picked you up from your home in curaw and dropped you on your heathen ass in eu.
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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 02:52:24 am »
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Final offer is 20k and friendship

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 02:53:16 am »
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I am TugBOAT, King of BOATs, KING of ALABAMA, and LORD of BOAT CLAN. How dare you speak poorly of me! You and your GODKING shall be ELIMINATED.
Do you accept the goat as your lord and savior? Are you willing to destroy all who see the bird as a true deity?
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 02:57:34 am »
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Do you accept the goat as your lord and savior? Are you willing to destroy all who see the bird as a true deity?

BOAT clan is an atheist clan

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 02:58:23 am »
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BOAT clan is an atheist clan
I retract my 999 gold offer and instead offer you eternal hellfire, Mork shall crush you.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: TugBOAT up for auction for charity
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2013, 02:59:29 am »
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1k and the honor of being my bitch
You are a horrible human being clockwork.

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