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CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« on: November 26, 2013, 03:21:20 am »
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DEMONSTRATE THE STRENGTH OF YOU AND ONE FRIEND IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING!

TAKE THIS CHANCE TO STAND ABOVE THE REST OF THE PATHETIC NA SCRUBSHITS IN A 2V2 DUEL TOURNAMENT AND BE DECLARED THE OFFICIAL CHAMPION TEAM OF THE GOBBLIN KING, THE GREAT LEADER OF NA STRATEGUS.

EVENT DATE AND TIME IS STILL BEING FIGURED OUT, I HAVE TO SPEAK WITH ADMINS TO FIGURE IT OUT.

REWARDS:

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FIRST PLACE TEAM: Each player is declared the CHAMPION OF THE GOBBLIN KING, awarded 50,000 gold, and granted respected entrance to all GOBBLIN battles.

SECOND PLACE TEAM: Each player is declared the WARDEN OF THE GOBBLIN KING, awarded 25,000 gold, and granted respected entrance to all GOBBLIN battles.

THIRD PLACE TEAM: Each player is declared the BITCH OF THE GOBBLIN KING, awarded nothing because wow you shitlords you came in third fucking place, way to fucking suck.

RULES (in progress - PLEASE READ):

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1. The tournament will be a double elimination bracket.

2. Each round will be a best of three match up.

3. Each team must shit talk the opposing team at least once or they will be disqualified at the end of the match up.

4. All players must wear a horned great helmet or winged great helmet, or they will be immediately disqualified.

5. Any armor may be used (keep in mind rule 4). Any melee weapons may be used (polearm, 2h, 1h, shield). No crossbows/arbalests/bows may be used (basically no ranged). Throwing will be allowed, but the following throwing items are banned: throwing lance, jarid, throwing spear, javelin. Any team breaking the equipment rules will be disqualified.

6. There is no entrance fee.

7. I may bar anyone I want from the competition. This is in place for if say Bonesaw were to apply. It would make no sense for him to compete to be the CHAMPION OF THE GOBBLIN KING. I do not expect to have to bar perhaps any more than 1 or 2 people. I reserve the right to immediately expel anyone from the tournament who I believe is being a huge cunt or just simply obnoxious.

8. In order to enter the tournament you must reply to this post in this thread with the filled out version of the application form.

9. If both members of the team do not show up, the team may still participate but there will be no stand ins. You will have to either fight 1v2 or withdraw.

10. This is an NA tournament; get out of here Yuropoors.

11. No horses. Sorry cavalry.

12. STF/Main may both be used, and of any level.

13. Looms may be used because I am NOT going to be anal enough to look at that many peoples equipment to check for looms.

14. You may only play for one team. You cannot be on more than one team.

15. These rules are subject to change because I'm still taking suggestions and ideas, and I have more thinking to do. I will post when they are finalized.

APPLICATION:

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DESIRED TEAM NAME:
IN GAME NAMES OF BOTH PLAYERS:
SEXUAL ORIENTATION STATUS OF BOTH PLAYERS:
« Last Edit: November 26, 2013, 04:00:26 am by GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER »

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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 03:26:00 am »
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I kind of want to come in 3rd place, just because I am a shitlord and fucking suck.


DESIRED TEAM NAME: What What in the KUTT
IN GAME NAMES OF BOTH PLAYERS: Tanken_KUTT & RJ_KUTT
SEXUAL ORIENTATION STATUS OF BOTH PLAYERS: Straight. No Homo.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2013, 03:37:31 am by Tank Burner »
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2013, 03:31:13 am »
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 03:32:47 am »
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THE BUTTHOLE ALLIANCE
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2013, 03:35:50 am »
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Team Name:The Frenche
player name in game:Occitan_Arowaine Occitan_kap10
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2013, 03:38:55 am »
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DESIRED TEAM NAME:The Homosexual Transvestites of The Hippy God
IN GAME NAMES OF BOTH PLAYERS: Gandalf_of_Saxony, Doipyhoof_III
SEXUAL ORIENTATION STATUS OF BOTH PLAYERS: The two known across Calradia as the Lady Depressors and Men Oppressors.
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 03:46:23 am »
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You should make some sort of free agent pool for people who dont have friends =P

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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2013, 03:53:01 am »
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DESIRED TEAM NAME: The Cockondrils
IN GAME NAMES OF BOTH PLAYERS: Ruff_Fudushious_Ryder , ALLERS
SEXUAL ORIENTATION STATUS OF BOTH PLAYERS: Gay and Homosexual

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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2013, 04:00:55 am »
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I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2013, 04:27:37 am »
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2013, 05:49:00 am »
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I missed a tournament in which arowaine was in....i need to go ban myself now bai
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2013, 06:00:18 am »
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I missed a tournament in which arowaine was in....i need to go ban myself now bai

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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2013, 06:02:18 am »
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TIME FRAME FOR THIS BITCH PLEASE

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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2013, 06:03:47 am »
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DESIRED TEAM NAME: The Minorities
IN GAME NAMES OF BOTH PLAYERS: Tristran_Steward_of_TKoV, Ryan_TheKnight_of_Valor
SEXUAL ORIENTATION STATUS OF BOTH PLAYERS: Gay for each other
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Re: CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE GOBBLIN KING
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2013, 06:12:16 am »
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You should make some sort of free agent pool for people who dont have friends =P

DESIRED TEAM NAME: LUMETTA'S CHILD PRODIGY ORGIES AKA 12 BASKETS OF HUMAN HAIR
IN GAME NAMES OF BOTH PLAYERS: Scervo, Muhammad
SEXUAL ORIENTATION STATUS OF BOTH PLAYERS: Pointing North