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Giant Squids
« on: November 23, 2013, 05:39:18 pm »
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I once thought shark was the scariest animal on earth, then i found out squids have beaks
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2013, 05:54:01 pm »
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Kinda funny how giant squids were once mythical creatures, now news pops up about them every month
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2013, 06:05:53 pm »
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There's a long tradition of fearing giant squids:

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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2013, 06:27:59 pm »
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2013, 07:16:01 pm »
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2013, 07:46:26 pm »
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You think THOSE squids are big?

You go down deeper,
They get bigger
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2013, 08:02:18 pm »
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Good joke, man.
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2013, 04:02:09 am »
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is this legal? ate to the fucking bone
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2013, 07:14:07 pm »
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2013, 04:24:59 pm »
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Thank god the real giant squid stay in far, far deeper waters. "Scientists who know everything" estimate that they are about 13m (43ft) long, with eyes the size of dinner plates. Now imagine of one of those guys took a little nip at yah. Would break your back before your wrist.


I could go on and on posting far more terrifying creatures from the deep here, but to sum it all up: of all the places on earth, I find the ocean to be the most terrifying. Would far rather be stranded in some desert or jungle before the ocean, if you only take into account the local wildlife.


Also, it is pretty dumb that the guy in that video thought he had fended them off by simply flailing about, and then was surprised when they came back for more. A human in water is about as helpless as a fish out of water.


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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2013, 05:07:19 pm »
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid

(39–46 ft) in length.

Unlike it's kin, the colossal squid's limbs are also equipped with sharp hooks: some swivelling, others three-pointed.
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2013, 08:44:48 pm »
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There's a long tradition of fearing giant squids:

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That squid is saving the boat from crashing into the rocks...
But people onboard the boat called it an attack.
Poor misunderstood creature.  :cry:
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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2013, 09:11:06 pm »
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I think there is only one reasonable answer to this threat to humanity:

Nukes.

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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2013, 09:12:54 pm »
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I think there is only one reasonable answer to this threat to humanity:

Nukes.

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Re: Giant Squids
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2013, 09:35:50 pm »
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The sea-life is truly amazing, no doubt about that! :)
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