And so it begins...

[njames89]

Gimme an F
Gimme a U
Gimme a C
Gimme a K

What's that spell? FUCK
What's that spell? FUCK
What's that spell? FUCK
What's that spell? FUCK

Well,  come on all of you big strong men, Gobblins need your help again, Got themselves in terrible jam with those Europeans.
Drop your cock and pick up a rock gonna have a whole lot of fun.
And its one two three what are we fighting for dont ask me i dont give a damn my next stop is EU man.
And its five six seven open up the pearly gates well it aint no time to wonder why whoopie were all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast
Your big chance has come at last.
Now you can go out and get those reds
'Cause the only good commie is the one that's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

SING IT

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To the tune of the great Country Joe McDonald

Just read all of this thread. Very entertaining. My hat is off to the Gobblins, a bold move indeed.

[dynamike]

Fuck you everyone that is turning a perfectly good video game invasion into EU vs US hate speeches and historical slander.

This shit has not been funny nor lead to a good end in 2 billion other forum "discussions".

On both sides of the pond - fuck you.

[BaleOhay]

Fuck you everyone that is turning a perfectly good video game invasion into EU vs US hate speeches and historical slander.

This shit has not been funny nor lead to a good end in 2 billion other forum "discussions".

On both sides of the pond - fuck you.

if only they could love eachother like we do mikey this world woild free of hate

[no_rules_just_play]

Time to reinstall crpg when my internet works again.
New patch+a new strat drama = epicness

[Algarn]

NA invading EU, agi builds buffed, random crashes ...

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[njames89]

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Fuck you everyone that is turning a perfectly good video game invasion into EU vs US hate speeches and historical slander.

This shit has not been funny nor lead to a good end in 2 billion other forum "discussions".

On both sides of the pond - fuck you.

I agree. There shouldn't be any actual hate. But I think so far its just that olwen guy saying everyone is fat.... and I think he has about 100 -'s on his posts now lol

[njames89]

Our grandparents left the old country with one dream, to provide a better life to allow the opportunity for their children to one day reclaim their homeland in a video game.

James shed a single tear at the beautiful truth. The sacrifice of his ancestors was not in vain.

[Vovka]

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"The difficulty in understanding the Russians is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

- GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON

COOL STORY BRO! COME TO ME! I GIVE U FREE HUGS!

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[Ottomans_Guard]

Honor has a name good old days....

[Haze_The_Hobo]

Hey americanas,

You noticed you invade lands next to big bad soviet union?

[Vovka]

NA invading EU, agi builds buffed, random crashes ...

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in Soviet Desert EU invading U!

[Ncromancien]

Fuck you everyone that is turning a perfectly good video game invasion into EU vs US hate speeches and historical slander.

This shit has not been funny nor lead to a good end in 2 billion other forum "discussions".

On both sides of the pond - fuck you.

There is at least someone that said something smart in all this bullshit.

To all EU and NA haters, aren't you guys tired of arguing about...Nothing ?

[Segd]

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia: EU invades NA on EU 
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5844

Our grandparents left the old country with one dream, to provide a better life to allow the opportunity for their children to one day reclaim their homeland in a video game.

We have done what Stalin couldn't. Soviet troops soon will be marching on Liberty Island! To arms, comrades! NA shall fall!

[Olwen]

Silly americans think EU is as easy mod as NA, here you cannot let 5k troops in your city and think nobody'll gather the troops to take it

[Jack1]

Mannnnnnnn. You russians bundle of stickss couldn't attack at later/earlier times? Hit NA right at real life prime time.