WHY WONT YOU FUCKS LET ME BE COMMANDER?!?

[Clockworkkiller]

FFS, EVERY FUCKING TIME, I POLL FOR COMMANDER

WHY?

CAUSE SOME FUCK HAS TO LEAD YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR HUMANS, GODDAMN

AND EVERY FUCKING TIME, THERES LIKE 10 PEOPLE IN CHAT WHO GO

222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

LIKE WTF? IS THAT THE SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU EAT COCK

THEN  I GET DENIED COMMANDER, SO I POLL AGAIN

AND THEN THE ADMINS ARE ALL LIKE
"HUUUUUUUUUUUURDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR, WE LIKE TO RUIN EVERYTHING! STOP SPAMMING POLLS HURDUR NO FUN ALLOWED"




JUST GIMME A CHANCE YOU ASSWIPES
IM A GOOD FUCKING LEADER
IM THE GODDAMN ROMMEL OF CRPG

FUCK

[Clockworkkiller]

OH YEA DID I MENTION















FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO PRESS 2

[rustyspoon]

FFS, EVERY FUCKING TIME, I POLL FOR COMMANDER

WHY?

CAUSE SOME FUCK HAS TO LEAD YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR HUMANS, GODDAMN

AND EVERY FUCKING TIME, THERES LIKE 10 PEOPLE IN CHAT WHO GO

222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

LIKE WTF? IS THAT THE SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU EAT COCK

THEN  I GET DENIED COMMANDER, SO I POLL AGAIN

AND THEN THE ADMINS ARE ALL LIKE
"HUUUUUUUUUUUURDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR, WE LIKE TO RUIN EVERYTHING! STOP SPAMMING POLLS HURDUR NO FUN ALLOWED"




JUST GIMME A CHANCE YOU ASSWIPES
IM A GOOD FUCKING LEADER
IM THE GODDAMN ROMMEL OF CRPG

FUCK

This is a compelling argument. You have my vote.

[San]

Clockworkkiller_222

[Sandersson Jankins]

FFS, EVERY FUCKING TIME, I POLL FOR COMMANDER

WHY?

CAUSE SOME FUCK HAS TO LEAD YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR HUMANS, GODDAMN

AND EVERY FUCKING TIME, THERES LIKE 10 PEOPLE IN CHAT WHO GO

222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

LIKE WTF? IS THAT THE SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU EAT COCK

THEN  I GET DENIED COMMANDER, SO I POLL AGAIN

AND THEN THE ADMINS ARE ALL LIKE
"HUUUUUUUUUUUURDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR, WE LIKE TO RUIN EVERYTHING! STOP SPAMMING POLLS HURDUR NO FUN ALLOWED"




JUST GIMME A CHANCE YOU ASSWIPES
IM A GOOD FUCKING LEADER
IM THE GODDAMN ROMMEL OF CRPG

FUCK

The only time I have witnessed you get commander, you used it to hide on the edge of the map against 20+ people typing in blue text because you thought you were cute/funny.

It sucked.

[Tydeus]

The only time I have witnessed you get commander, you used it to hide on the edge of the map against 20+ people typing in blue text because you thought you were cute/funny.

It sucked.

Didn't this result in me kicking him? Just a few minutes before, he was spamming poll requests on NA2 which I had to warn him for. I like the commander chat, but unfortunately people like Clockworkkiller_222 screw it up and keep it from getting used as it should(Now people just want it completely removed, which I could see happening for all but strat).

[Penitent]

You were commander once, right after the patch that added this feature.

Never again.

Never.

Again.

[CrazyCracka420]

He was commander last night too and was:

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[kinngrimm]

...
IM THE GODDAMN ROMMEL OF CRPG
...

that made my day, lads give him a chance. Perhaps he can do wonders like rommel did.

[Penitent]

Great, now I'm picturing Rommel saying all the shit Clockwork does when he's commander.  LOL

Here's my best impression, for those who were not privy to his incessant spam "commanding prowess."

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[Elindor]

I'm starting to like Clockwork...
He's either a brilliant troll or an emotionally disabled person.
Either way, I heart you Clockwork.

But no, you cannot be Commander.

[CrazyCracka420]

I'm starting to like Clockwork...
He's either a brilliant troll or an emotionally disabled person.
Either way, I heart you Clockwork.

But no, you cannot be Commander.

Or a teenager

[Son Of Odin]

Or a teenager

I think emotionally disabled person includes teenagers

[Bobthehero]

I guess that is why you weren't obeying my orders in that game.

[RobertOfDrugsley]

IM THE GODDAMN ROMMEL OF CRPG

Sir, I read The Rommel Papers, and not one single passage is in all-caps! Also, he does not claim to shit dopamine, nor any other substance.

To put it bluntly: If we skinned you with a flensing knife and carefully treated the skin to make it as soft and pleasant and possible, it would still not be worthy of being used to wipe Field Marshall Rommel's sandy posterior.