Crpg workout, stop being a fatass.

[nilloc93]

glorious workout routine stolen brought to you by me nilloc93

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actually by the XI legion nomads Crpg group

Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Been done, mucho timeso.

Go look through the after action reports of the Off Topic General.

Also, googlize Westside Barbell conjugate method. Shit is tight son, TIGHT!

[Villain]

glorious workout routine stolen brought to you by me nilloc93

(click to show/hide)

actually by the XI legion nomads Crpg group

Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.

MORE LIKE
DIE EARLY IN ROUND - EAT ATLEAST 10 OREAS UNTILL NEXT ROUND
DIE LATE IN ROUND - SHOVE 5 OREOS IN MOUTH BEFORE NEXT ROUND GET KEYBOARD DIRTY
DIE WITH X4 OR X5 GET THE MILK OUT AND DROWN THOSE SORROWS.
FATASS!

[Ulmarth]

This again..........nah

[Eugen]

every death 5 pushups.... fuck yeah... i will hide all map long 

+1 becouse I loughed hard,  imagining OP really does what he proposes 

[Scervo]

Or you could just play until you get bored and then go to the gym.

[Corsair831]

lol i used to do this a few years ago with freeweights when i was playing total war multiplayer campaigns, it's totally shit though, when you exercise you need consistent rest breaks between sets, but the game works so sometimes you do 4 minutes between sets and sometimes 40 seconds, lol, made worse on shogun 2 by the fact that you'd sometimes have a 30 minute battle which completely throws you off

(I do like however a masturbation theme on crpg)

[Eugen]

(I do like however a masturbation theme on crpg)

If I had a "Loughing my Ass Off Gif .. I would post it.  You truly sick bro. But who am I to judge? Work out for better masturbation... 

[Miwiw]

Die once a round - donate 1 € to crpg servers
Score 5 kills a round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Make 500 score in a siege round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Kill all Mercs on Battle for 2 rounds in a row - donate 20€ to crpg servers
Make Panos rage - stop donating and get a drink
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[brunoII]

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Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.

If you take the value in battle or siege?
Do you masturbate?
(to burn calories and train the forearms)

[Olwen]

glorious workout routine stolen brought to you by me nilloc93

(click to show/hide)

actually by the XI legion nomads Crpg group

Every death- 5 pushups, 10 sit-ups

Every Victory per round- 5 lunges each leg

Teamkill- 10 pushups

Not dying for a single map- 20 pushups

Loosing a 5x bonus- 20 pushups

now stop being a fatass and get to it.

why pushups on not dying for a single map? makes no sense, it's an achievement, not a fail

and stop doing only push ups all the time, you might get some muscles in your arms but you won't have any legs, just a fatass still because push ups don't get you to lose your fatass

[Scervo]

Die once a round - donate 1 € to crpg servers
Score 5 kills a round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Make 500 score in a siege round - donate 5€ to crpg servers
Kill all Mercs on Battle for 2 rounds in a row - donate 20€ to crpg servers

I'll donate money to the c-rpg servers when the devs start caring about them

[nilloc93]

why pushups on not dying for a single map? makes no sense, it's an achievement, not a fail

and stop doing only push ups all the time, you might get some muscles in your arms but you won't have any legs, just a fatass still because push ups don't get you to lose your fatass

at what point was it stated that its a full workout routine and you don't have to do anything else?
in what world are pushups a punishment? you don't die for a map, celebrate by doing pushups.

[no_rules_just_play]

why pushups on not dying for a single map? makes no sense, it's an achievement, not a fail

and stop doing only push ups all the time, you might get some muscles in your arms but you won't have any legs, just a fatass still because push ups don't get you to lose your fatass

Don't tell yourself this will give you any hypertrophy (muscle development) because it won't. You might however lose some weight if you are a fat cunt.
As said earlier, getting fit and looking good needs some more effort than a hlaf-assed substitute for actually working out and dieting.

[Adamar]

Why the fuck would I do any of that?