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Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« on: November 10, 2013, 05:39:43 am »
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Once upon a time, long, long ago in a land far, far from the funless sodomites, lived a happy people.

They buggered each other frequently and it was joyous.

They had ladders, and forward spawns and weapons racks for as far as the eye could see and much fun was had by all.

People would merrily climb up onto buildings and frolic gaily.

Then came the unfunnening. the MkFaac(Must kill fun at all costs) clan ruined all, with it's banishment of ladders and it's flagrant anti siege player racism.

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So here's what I say.

Bring ladders back to battle.

Lift the "ban" on siege gear.

If at all possible shift siege equipment out of throwing and into the gunpowder wpf category and give everyone 200 wpf for pewpew so everyone can enjoy the splendorous wonderment of cock blocking people with ladders, shitting on cav with spikes and the ever lasting happiness that comes from the gaiety of building a catapult and pewpewing the enemy.

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Truth be told, siege equipment takes a bland boring crap map and makes it dynamic and fun.

I really do believe that taking the easy way out and just removing stuff was a serious error of judgment and it's been long enough. Push this shit the other way and make every round different and hilarious.




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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2013, 06:01:24 am »
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2013, 06:15:13 am »
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I feel like it would just resort in a bunch of archers on a roof no one can get to and then melee will Q_Q because they were too lazy to grab a ladder. IMHO
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2013, 06:26:12 am »
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I feel like it would just resort in a bunch of archers on a roof no one can get to and then melee will Q_Q because they were too lazy to grab a ladder. IMHO

I see your point and raise you a;

"If at all possible shift siege equipment out of throwing and into the gunpowder wpf category and give everyone 200 wpf for pewpew so everyone can enjoy the splendorous wonderment of cocking blocking people with ladders, shitting on cav with spikes and the ever lasting happiness that comes from the gaiety of building a catapult and pewpewing the enemy."

With that in place having siege gear won't be a burden at all. A good chunk of shielders will haul a ladder and some spikes around with them to deal with the trouble makers.

Also, I'd advise making ladders unbreakable on the battle server to stop people cutting themselves off on ladders.
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2013, 06:46:01 am »
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I see your point and raise you a;

"If at all possible shift siege equipment out of throwing and into the gunpowder wpf category and give everyone 200 wpf for pewpew so everyone can enjoy the splendorous wonderment of cocking blocking people with ladders, shitting on cav with spikes and the ever lasting happiness that comes from the gaiety of building a catapult and pewpewing the enemy."

With that in place having siege gear won't be a burden at all. A good chunk of shielders will haul a ladder and some spikes around with them to deal with the trouble makers.

Also, I'd advise making ladders unbreakable on the battle server to stop people cutting themselves off on ladders.

1. Thats what i get for not reading your post fully xD

2. I also thought about that but then I remembered NA has trolls that would love to block themselves in a corner with unbreakable ladders
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2013, 08:34:04 am »
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good point with the trolls.

How about they just increase hp x15 on the battle server?
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2013, 08:50:48 am »
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good point with the trolls.

How about they just increase hp x15 on the battle server?

At that point the flags would pop up so that's not really a problem either.


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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2013, 09:09:47 am »
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2013, 04:42:50 pm »
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Just make small ladders take 3 slots and rest 4 slots, no more archercampfests, instead teams would need to call for their special ladder guy for the dirty work.

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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2013, 06:50:37 pm »
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if ladders were unkillable (or had massively increased hp) i'd say fair enough, but archers laddering to a house then destroying the way up is beyond irritating; it completely changes the dynamic of the game
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2013, 11:37:37 pm »
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go work construction you like ladders so much
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2013, 11:45:29 pm »
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Ladders are good as long as ranged don't abuse them. Sadly ranged will always abuse an elevated position as they should, so its best with them disabled
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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2013, 12:23:34 am »
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They can't abuse them if the ladders are unbreakable.

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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2013, 12:24:15 am »
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BRING BACK SIEGE EQUIPMENT TO SIEGE SERVERS!

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Re: Please return our ball, mean old neighbour guy.
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2013, 12:39:14 am »
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Also, I'd advise making ladders unbreakable on the battle server to stop people cutting themselves off on ladders.

And all our problems are solved.

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