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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2013, 05:18:49 am »
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Especially when my team is obviously going to lose, the sight of defeat is so sour that I have to take my freeview cam to the farthest boundaries of the map where polygons cease to exist. I kind of think of it like a sweet joyful stroll along the pastures so that I don't have to watch my brethren fall one by one on the battlefield.

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2013, 05:35:37 am »
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What do you do after you die in Battle

I DO SQUATS AND TAKE SHOTS.

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2013, 05:41:47 am »
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Fapping mostly

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2013, 05:56:49 am »
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Especially when my team is obviously going to lose, the sight of defeat is so sour that I have to take my freeview cam to the farthest boundaries of the map where polygons cease to exist. I kind of think of it like a sweet joyful stroll along the pastures so that I don't have to watch my brethren fall one by one on the battlefield.

Snap! I like to zoom straight out from the map sometimes. When it's night the field of stars that make up the cRPG sky multiply, and all maps are just giant islands floating in space.
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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2013, 08:11:12 am »
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Snap! I like to zoom straight out from the map sometimes. When it's night the field of stars that make up the cRPG sky multiply, and all maps are just giant islands floating in space.

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2013, 08:26:00 am »
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I'll go first I make annoying sounds into my mic annoying people on ts. I go find some food to eat if I'm hungry. I watch my teammates get slaughtered and lose 5x, and I read da forums.

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2013, 12:12:15 am »
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When I die, I usually start things off with

a drink
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or a smoke.
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Sometimes I will try to sneak in some reading before the next round.
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If I've been playing for a while, sometimes after a death I decide to go for a walk.
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I might even grab some food
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or party with my friends
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instead of coming back to play more crpg. Do you guys ever do any of that?
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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2013, 09:50:05 am »
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Rolling a cigarette for the next round to smoke while playing :)
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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2013, 10:43:02 am »
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Quit server, go back to siege.

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2013, 10:52:24 am »
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Saying "Whorainzone" in ts...
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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2013, 12:55:39 pm »
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I cry...

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2013, 03:05:50 pm »
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Whine about nerfing ranged
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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2013, 03:53:33 pm »
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Quit server, go back to siege.
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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2013, 04:02:39 pm »
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I make a vomiting, gargling death voice ( my clan mates are quite fond of that actually :) ), then state how idiotic was to attack a piker/thrower. Right after dying , I read the comments on my HA character, and count the occurrence of following words: "f.ggot", "gay". If the number is more than 4, I convince myself to have done a good job on the field. If less, I promise to work harder next time.

Edit: I just realized the forum auto corrects some words. Amazing :)

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Re: What do you do after you die in Battle
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2013, 04:08:08 pm »
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What do you do after you die in Battle
I go to Valhalla every single time... Odin is tired of seeing me.
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