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What should I fap too?
« on: October 29, 2013, 01:41:25 am »
Gief ideas plz
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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2013, 01:48:20 am »
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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2013, 01:50:21 am »
Virginity

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how dare ye call meh a virgin. i have doth seeded many a female, both two and four legged, living and dead. many carry thy offspring of tiny baby clockworks.
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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2013, 02:29:14 am »
spoons

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2013, 03:23:46 am »
spoons

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Ima try and find some rule 34 of spoons
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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2013, 04:07:34 am »
Ima try and find some rule 34 of spoons

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2013, 04:40:55 am »
post-fap report

outcome: Failure

Due to lack of quality materials/sources combined with the lack of Genitalia on the actual spoons, fapping was difficult with what is basically no stimuli,also felt detached to the small metallic utensils , no release of white bodily fluids , was not enjoyable

Do not recommend
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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2013, 06:15:02 am »
10/10 great spam would read again

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2013, 08:59:04 am »
Lol:p

Spoon fetish, is that like trying to fit the head of a spoon in your urethra (male only)?

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2013, 10:42:08 am »
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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2013, 12:29:58 pm »
Lol:p

Spoon fetish, is that like trying to fit the head of a spoon in your urethra (male only)?

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2013, 12:38:12 pm »
Lol:p

Spoon fetish, is that like trying to fit the head of a spoon in your urethra (male only)?

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2013, 12:42:08 pm »
Bros never die!

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2013, 03:48:01 pm »
According to doctors there's really no harm in it. If you feel like doing it, then you should, but no one is forcing you to do it. Ultimately it's your choice and your body.

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Re: What should I fap too?
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2013, 04:17:30 pm »
old ladies