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The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« on: October 22, 2013, 01:44:28 pm »
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Yo. PK has been a power in cRPG for a number of years. This is our gangsta fresh anthem, with mean beats hosted by PK_Sudo, Owens and the boys.

Yeah uhm listen...

Welcome to Calradia Playground of Persian Kittens,
clan number one
From our abs to our pecks to our iron hard schlong
we be breaken in bitches, they choken on our dick
just tryna take our length makes em sick
People disrespect our kittens,
Unknowing of our +3 mittens,
Team banner balance be fixin'
Aint no gene pool mixin'
When it comes to makin a bitchin'
from the Persian Kitties to yo snitches

PK_Owens doin it smoov'
Killen dem gangsta niggas like he's on a groove,
Makin' homies rage saying they hate PK,
Bitch, bottom line, They aint good, they fuckin gay


PK_NepCloud man, realest set, He's 13 nigga, no hair on his chest
His old as shit Daddy gets fuckin' mad,
Makes BoA look like they fuckin' bad Lazy as shit son,
signature style, his feints be fuckin' wild

PK_Red_Corsair, craziest fool
PK's fuckin' undercover jewel,
he has fantasy bitches swamped around,
Baskin' in his PK swag, doin us proud.

Prepare for this, turn up the amp
Time for some slick beats from PK Ant
I aint new to this game dodgen yo shit since 96
man yo flamberge hits like a blunt fucken stick
faster than a UAM hangin from the rafters
when it comes to KD im the master crafter
born with a steal buckler around my nob
say ahh avmana as i cream-fill yo gob

PK_Pounder, meanest nigga,
Aint no gangsta got a hit thats bigga,
He fist pumps the sky,
Showin' bitches he high
 in the leaderboard,
high KD, super fast sword,
he tha fuckin' swag overlord

PK, Perfection at it's fines',
Gangsta niggas come to the field, ready for dining,
Eatin' them noobs up, major swag,
Swagged gear, from head to toe,
Banner draggin' on the fuckin' flo'
Multi-culturalism at it's prime,
All ya'll haters fuckin go die.

PK_Charles_the_fuckin' Young, new recruit number one
He still got a 15 inch dick, not bad for a 14 year old son,
Fuckin' bitches givin' them the split,
from pussy to ass, thats his shit

PK Legend doin it real.
Got my gold chain and my dolla
Dontcha no im baller see man
im faster than a niqqa
and im 2 inches bigger

PK_sun_jian he no nigga hes a master
no one aint ever been faster
jakie chan, bruce lee, feist on a weiner
sun jian be ten times meaner
 karate kid, no, he a triad gangsta,
Asian styes, reppin' his swagsta,
Grown for an asian, 8 inch dong,
Pointy as a rondel dagger, aimed at the thong.
Fresh as Ciao Fan, Fresh off the wok,
Dicks too big, can't fit in a Nike sock.
Gets asian KD, high as Yao Ming,
As a Horse Crossbow, makes PKs dong swing,
Precision aiming, makes Caesar rage,
That bitch nigga Can't stand up to the persian kitty stage.

PK_Dank_Budz, the nigga behind bars,
He so tough, he rapes the guards
double time swag, he shines like the stars,
On the battlefield, nigga, meanest scars,
On his 2 foot member, from the egg shell spurs,
The old in-out, fast as a blur
Unleashed on the field, as a Knightly Sir,
Unleashing havoc with his professionally handled piece,
Fuckin' up cunts with his 24 inch beast.

PK, Perfection at it's fines',
Gangsta niggas come to the field,
ready for dining, Eatin' them noobs up,
major swag, Swagged gear, from head to toe,
Banner draggin' on the fuckin' flo'
Multi-culturalism at it's prime,
All ya'll haters fuckin go die.

Black fuckin jimmy too much swag
just sayin his name makes bitches sweat he reach for a camel tow,
finds it soakin wet they go for a kick, he knows what to do
stab them with his member in da booty like a reverse poo

PK_The_Hood, Mexican guido,
Gettin dirty on the field, with his muddy burrito,
Swaggin' like a fresh out of detention latino,
on the battlefield with his strange moustache,
Seedy as a cheap hotel room, smelly like a fart,
Them mexican gangstas, hard labour style,
mowing lawns with swords for a cheap labour mile,
Skilled and precise, like a last-strike janitor,
 Always kept in check, by his PK manager.
Professional gang banga, this latin king Gangsta,
Freshest on the field,
Pickin' up dead allies steel'
Stealin their armour and their gold,
PK_Eliteness, part of his soul sold.

People disrespect us kittens,
Unknowing of our +3 mittens,
Team banner balance be fixin'
Aint no gene pool mixin'

When it comes to makin a bitchin'
from the Persian Kitties to yo snitches.
BoA hates on our swag,
Fuckin' 15 year old Alberts a fuckin my old friend,
Virgin 19 year old Caesars a fuckin' dag,
they can't join PK ever, unattractive niggas,
when their dacks drop, the ladies snicker,
sayin' "That all you got, BoA noobs? I heard them boys in PK, dicks weight more than our boobs."
BoA_Wingdings, born from the ass,
He frequently sucks on Caesars dart,
One mad skill there, playin warband, in the sixety-nine position.

PK, Perfection at it's fines',
Gangsta niggas come to the field,
ready for dining, Eatin' them noobs up, major swag,
Swagged gear, from head to toe,
Banner draggin' on the fuckin' flo'
Multi-culturalism at it's prime,
All ya'll haters fuckin go die.

Ya'll, dis mean tune was brought to you by The Persian Kitties clan,

cRPG gangstas, changstas and wangstas.

Peace out - From Black Wind, the Legendary.
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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2013, 01:47:21 pm »
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long
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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2013, 01:55:17 pm »
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who?
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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2013, 02:00:16 pm »
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^M8 sarcasm is shit humour.

eat a dick christo
Go wank with your wristo
eat my dick f**cker
you limp lolly sucker


no homo

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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2013, 02:06:23 pm »
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That's all you've got?

Pathetic.
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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2013, 02:09:34 pm »
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long -_-
Yes, I know from whence I came! Discontented as a flame, Upon myself I live and glow. All I grasp like lightning flashes, All I leave behind is ashes
Flame I am - that much I know!

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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2013, 02:12:11 pm »
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^M8 sarcasm is shit humour.

eat a dick christo
Go wank with your wristo
eat my dick f**cker
you limp lolly sucker


no homo


Shut your whore mouth Australian my old friend
Piss and shit all over PK clan
You`re a loser and a nerd
and your f@ggotry knows no end

You claim to be the best
but you`re nothing than a pest
So one more time owen my old friend
Shut your mouth before I put you in a bag.


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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2013, 02:16:55 pm »
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Shut your whore mouth Australian my old friend
Piss and shit all over PK clan
You`re a loser and a nerd
and your f@ggotry knows no end

You claim to be the best
but you`re nothing than a pest
So one more time owen my old friend
Shut your mouth before I put you in a bag.


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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2013, 02:18:11 pm »
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Not these Asstralian my old friends again.
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Re: The rap of Legendary PK. <please pin> {Mildy Offensive}
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2013, 02:20:12 pm »
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too long; didnt rap
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2013, 02:25:42 pm »
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Come on fellas, try and keep it civil. Appreciate the art for what it is.
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« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2013, 02:28:05 pm »
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"Art" :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2013, 02:31:48 pm »
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