I think my favorite activity is looking in the mirror. Especially at my jaw. And what a jaw it is. I've been often told it's my best feature, not that there's anything whatever wrong with the rest of me. But back to my chin; it's magnificent indeed, not too heavy, not brutish, but not too light either, not womanly or weak. A man's jaw, no doubt, with a slight cleft in the chin, speaking of strength and authority, but sensitive and thoughtful too. Has there ever been a jaw like it? Perhaps some king, or hero of legend, once had one almost as fine. It's a noble jaw, that much is clear. No commoner could ever have a chin so grand.
