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The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« on: October 17, 2013, 08:35:25 pm »
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Do you also suffer from alots? Come visit the People's Clinic of the Grammatically Ill for a cure today!

Wish to learn the difference betwen "then" and "than"? "Your" and "you're"? Are you unable to spell in general?

Than allow me, Bjord, to welcome you to the clinic for the grammatically impaired!

Take a number, state your ailment and I will prescribe a grammatical remedy for you when possible.

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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 08:37:46 pm »
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Than allow me, Bjord, to welcome you to the clinic for the grammatically impaired!
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2013, 08:38:38 pm »
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Make this a clan and I would sign up.

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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2013, 08:45:11 pm »
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fukc youre mother !!

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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2013, 08:45:44 pm »
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2013, 09:00:12 pm »
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I was baited.

You appear to be a healthy specimen! Off you go, chop chop.

Make this a clan and I would sign up.

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Your a nerd

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In the language known as English, we oft' put together You and Are, but not always. For rhetorical emphasis, fleshing out the syllables in a sentence or other reasons, you simply don't compound the two. However, when we do put the words You and Are together, we do so with the help of an apostrophe.

This is what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: '

This is not what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: `‘’



The apostrophe is used after a You, thus forming You're



I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord

Fuck your mother!
I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2013, 09:08:01 pm »
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My favorite post on that blog was about the retarded dog. Tears of laughter.
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2013, 09:10:44 pm »
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My favorite post on that blog was about the retarded dog. Tears of laughter.

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I still remember how much my sides hurt after reading that segment.
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2013, 09:13:32 pm »
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I wish to learn propper use and difference of wonder and wander.

Thx professor Bjord!
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2013, 09:22:08 pm »
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I wish to learn proper use and difference of wonder and wander.

Thanks, Professor Bjord!

Wander is the act of walking about, while Wonder is the act of thinking about a someone or a something.
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2013, 10:12:35 pm »
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Wander is the act of walking about, while Wonder is the act of thinking about a someone or a something.
those "a" are redundant.
You appear to be a healthy specimen! Off you go, chop chop.

In the language known as English, we oft' put together You and Are, but not always. For rhetorical emphasis, fleshing out the syllables in a sentence or other reasons, you simply don't compound the two. However, when we do put the words You and Are together, we do so with the help of an apostrophe.

This is what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: '

This is not what an apostrophe looks like a few pixels bigger: `‘’



The apostrophe is used after a You, thus forming You're



I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord

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    Fuck your mother!

I have prescribed for you a task of daily exercise: Before and after bed, you are to write "You're" 10 times in a notebook for a period of 2 months. Consult us again if you suffer relapses after 2 months.

Signed, I can only approved

Dr. Bjord

You should adjust the exercise to the mistake. So write 10 times your mother.
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2013, 10:14:32 pm »
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Silly sheeple.
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2013, 11:36:13 pm »
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worser

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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2013, 12:23:17 am »
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Bjord,


You are a poor soul, for you did not respect even the most succint period of restraint after I introduced the alot to this community. To add insult to injury you opened a thread overindulging on this work of art in a comically currish way.


Sincerely,
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Re: The People's Clinic for the Grammatically Ill
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2013, 01:13:21 am »
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