The Remnant Army Mercenary Decree (Get RAMD)

[Sauce]

Remnant Mercenary Support Contract for the Realm of the Gobblin King

This contract signifies the Remnants Mercenary Army support for the Gobblin King under the following terms:

The Remnants will provide full mercenary support for the Gobblin King for the pre-agreed upon conquest for the duration of the contract.

The Remnants will provide pertinent information to tactics and strategy of the pre-agreed upon conquest in the form of vulgar innuendos and wild gesticulation.

The Remnants will provide dick pics that will definitely not be photoshopped or blown out of proportion in anyway. Real dicks for real people.

The Remnants will provide all the hits of the 80's 90's and today, courtesy of DJ Barbecue. Anyone who doubts the DJ's ability to get the party started will be forced into a channel that only plays Hoobastank.

Should the Remnant Mercenary Army fail to uphold the agreed upon contract, Chesticlese will be forcefully tied into a burlap sack and thrown into the Hudson River as compensation and because he threw out my computer desk that I really liked.

Payment for the Remnant Mercenary involvement pre-agreed upon by the ruling council of the Remnants and the Gobblin King, delivered upon contract completion.

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[Socks]

gg

[Pistachio]

yay m0re space JAM PLEASE

[Bronto]

I originally posted something hurtful I guess and should have said congrats on leaving FCC. You're still whores for money or looms but whatever, I would be too.

[Mae.]

whore for ducktales and space jam remixes

edit: we didnt leave fcc because we arent in it, its called a merc contract. everyone is welcome to take one out, cheers.

[Lemon]

I can now decree people RAMD after being DESTROIT by GOBBLINS.



Am I doing this right?

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

The following video summarizes THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING'S stance on the absorption of Remnant.

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[ArysOakheart]

The following video summarizes THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING'S stance on the absorption of Remnant.

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I'm guessing you're the girl who has finally seen what she has become?

[Bronto]

edit: we didnt leave fcc because we arent in it, its called a merc contract. everyone is welcome to take one out, cheers.

Wait wait wait. since when were you not in FCC? I know the beginning of strat you weren't in it, but then you guys were their vassals allies and still share the same color on the strat map to this day. Just curious, I probably missed something while I was muted or because I don't really give a shit.

[CrazyCracka420]

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!

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[BaleOhay]

I am just as confused since they fight against us it seems

[CrazyCracka420]

I am just as confused since they fight against us it seems

whore for ducktales and space jam remixes

edit: we didnt leave fcc because we arent in it, its called a merc contract. everyone is welcome to take one out, cheers.

[Mae.]

Wait wait wait. since when were you not in FCC? I know the beginning of strat you weren't in it, but then you guys were their vassals allies and still share the same color on the strat map to this day. Just curious, I probably missed something while I was muted or because I don't really give a shit.

you contradicted yourself, I'll rewrite it agian anyways.. its called a MERC CONTRACT.. anyone can take one out, even FCC again. Weebo changed the color for an easy transfer at some point, when we can get all our members to even look at the strat map (unlikely) you'll notice we are a beautiful shade of teal.

[Bronto]

you contradicted yourself, I'll rewrite it agian anyways.. its called a MERC CONTRACT.. anyone can take one out, even FCC again. Weebo changed the color for an easy transfer at some point, when we can get all our members to even look at the strat map (unlikely) you'll notice we are a beautiful shade of teal.

Sigh, even Bale is confused as to what is happening. I feel your pain Bale.

I just see Dynamike all Yellow and I have no idea what's going on. I understand what a MERC CONTRACT is, in all capitals or not. Pretty simple shit. Just curious since DYNAMIKE IS YeLloW and you say you're all TEal. Plus you were PArt of FcC or AllIED with them At SoME point because when they attacked US THEy used You to DO IT.

Edit: on second thought, fuck this I'm out.

[njames89]

Remnant Mercenary Support Contract for the Realm of the Gobblin King

This contract signifies the Remnants Mercenary Army support for the Gobblin King under the following terms:

The Remnants will provide full mercenary support for the Gobblin King for the pre-agreed upon conquest for the duration of the contract.

The Remnants will provide pertinent information to tactics and strategy of the pre-agreed upon conquest in the form of vulgar innuendos and wild gesticulation.

The Remnants will provide dick pics that will definitely not be photoshopped or blown out of proportion in anyway. Real dicks for real people.

The Remnants will provide all the hits of the 80's 90's and today, courtesy of DJ Barbecue. Anyone who doubts the DJ's ability to get the party started will be forced into a channel that only plays Hoobastank.

Should the Remnant Mercenary Army fail to uphold the agreed upon contract, Chesticlese will be forcefully tied into a burlap sack and thrown into the Hudson River as compensation and because he threw out my computer desk that I really liked (I'll see you on Thanksgiving jizzwizard).

Payment for the Remnant Mercenary involvement pre-agreed upon by the ruling council of the Remnants and the Gobblin King, delivered upon contract completion.

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Love the acronym.