No Hardy! I like tits with bounce sorry
Hers are real, just not flabby enough to jump all over the place. That's usually desirable quality but there are many men and even more tits...
We should split in clubs: small tits club, perky tits club, big tits club, huge tits club, weird tits club, long tits, ginormous tits club (I'm the captain
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We can also take nipple types into consideration, because nipples are the most important part of the tits. Inward (inverted, innies) nipples, my favorite. Very rare but like most things not in abundance people cherish it.
Is this too creepy for you? If it is you're either too young to follow this topic, too prude or just gay
Please don't come with moobs talk, keep this as manly as possible, please.