Help me get it up.

[Kirbyy]

Let's get this over with, we all know I'm a my old friend and I eat dicks, I'm an egotistical fatass younglin who doesn't know diddly squat and plays a medieval game dominated by men who can drink twice the amount of their bodily fluids.

I'm in dire need of a boner and I can't get it while FIDLGB is holding my cock down, please... anyone that can make it to this battle please apply for Owls!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5458

We've got milanese and some good weapons, not much but I'd like to atleast put a dent in that shiny army of his. 

Lets get his hands off my cock too.. thanks.

Oh and heres an equivalent picture of the matchup of the battle if both sides were cats:

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[Rhalzo]

Please tell me we are the grumpy cat.

[Kirbyy]

Please tell me we are the grumpy cat.

Obviously