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SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« on: October 11, 2013, 03:17:36 am »
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The villainous TEAM 1 has attacked undefeated PRIVATEER_JakeBEARD in the field, in what is to be a truly glorious battle.  Both teams are armed with plate armors, and A MYSTERY WEAPON.

In order to gain entry to this truly amazing battle, you meet a few requirements:
1.  Have 14 strength and show your stats in the application.  In order to wear all the armor and use THE MYSTERY WEAPON, you need 14 strength.  If you don't wear the armor or use the weapon, you will be literally taking experience out of the mouths of all of our children's' mouths.
2.  You must be willing to follow the rules. The rules I have made are in place in order to make sure the battle finishes in a decent amount of time.
3.  You must apply to both sides.  This is important, because we want to have a good time and play with different groups of people which we don't normally get to during "normal" Strategus.
4.  In your application, please put "I have read the rules and I want to take part in this battle.  I am agreeing to get kicked if I fail to follow the rules at anytime and risk being banned from future events."  There will be admins present and ready to enforce the rules.

THE RULES:
1.  Bring a full load out every life.  There is exactly enough gear for everyone to carry a full set of armor, and THE MYSTERY WEAPON.  Maximize the exp that everyone gets by bringing a full set of gear every life.
2.  No fighting before the forward spawns are set up and no attacking the forward spawns.  The forward spawns are essential so we may finish the battle in a decent amount of time.  Everyone should set their spawn to their team's forward spawn in order to not draw out the battle.
3.  You must fight in the designated fight area.  It will be outlined by siege ladders.
4.  Leave your ego at the door.  Most of us aren't speced for THE MYSTERY WEAPON.  A few of the participants will be.  It doesn't matter.  We're all here to get good exp and have fun.
5.  No idling or AFKing.  Be active the whole time.

BATTLE LINK: THE MOVIE
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=5438

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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2013, 04:06:52 am »
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Wonder what THE MYSTERY WEAPON is.


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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2013, 04:07:20 am »
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It could be anything.

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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2013, 04:17:58 am »
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I

CANT

FUCKING

WAIT

BUT

I

WILL

?
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2013, 04:25:30 am »
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What if its the wooden stick?!

And the str requirement is a way to throw us all off?!






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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2013, 04:34:03 am »
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It could be anything.

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its probably a boat
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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2013, 04:38:27 am »
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its probably a boat

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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2013, 05:27:04 am »
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I say its CLEAVER!
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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2013, 05:48:27 am »
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If it's a 14 STR requirement weapon: MAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS /hope
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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2013, 05:54:51 am »
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If it's a 14 STR requirement weapon: MAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS /hope

Could be just the requirement for the armor.
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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2013, 03:18:05 pm »
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Boy golly, I sure do hope it's a knockdown weapon.

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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2013, 04:12:18 pm »
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Hello,

It appears I am banned from this event.  I admit my performance at the last battle was inappropriate...it was just an inappropriate response by me due to IRL issues.

I've set aside time for CRPG tonight and I am hoping I can be given another chance to fully participate, and be taken off the banned list.

I'll be applying in hopes of reconciliation.
I will not disappoint.

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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2013, 05:07:09 pm »
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addendum:
Perhaps I could show my earnestness and good faith by making a contribution (my strat silver) to help fund future events.  Let me know!

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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2013, 06:14:12 pm »
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In order to properly repent, you need to admit your sins.

What were you doing in the last event?

/looking forward to this and the other big strat battle tonight
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Re: SUPER FUNTIME EXP EXTRAVAGANZA BONANZA: THE MOVIE
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2013, 06:41:30 pm »
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In order to properly repent, you need to admit your sins.

What were you doing in the last event?

/looking forward to this and the other big strat battle tonight

Please Cracka, do not make me recount the vile acts of inequity committed on the battlefield...but if I must, very well.

I did most in-honorably leach on the field of arbalests and valor.  I was unable to keep actively playing, and the lure of tasty XP was too much of a temptation for me.  Even worse, because I was ashamed of my actions, I hid.  Behind a tree.

I renounce this act, vow to amend my life, and do injustice no more.

(Btw, I was already accepted to the battle, so it looks like the powers that be are gracious.  Thanks, and I'm looking forward to it too!)