How should THE GOBBLIN KING make his battles more fun?

[Havoco]

Mandatory sky ladder fights in every battle

[Mae.]

The 2 people that voted LESS space jam need to get out of this thread!!! 

+1000000000000000

[Scervo]

Invading EU would be lame; too much lag and then we'd have less troops to spare for actual NA battles with good ping. We should just coerce them into invading us instead.

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

Try living up to your claims and actually attack the super powers instead of trying to subjugate smaller factions.  That would be fun.  Might even sign up.

YES, CLEARLY THE COMMUNITY WAS DYING FOR ANOTHER FACTION TO GROUP UP AND ATTACK THE LARGEST ACTIVE SUPERPOWER FCC, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT TIRED OF THAT AND THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT THE CAUSE OF THE LAST TWO MONTHS OF STALEMATE.

NO.

STOP SHITTING UP THIS GOBBLIN THREAD WITH YOUR NERD ANGER. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND AN ETERNAL RULE OF DEALING WITH THE GOBBLIN KING.

THE GOBBLIN KING DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT BITTER, TRYHARD SPERGNERDS THINK.
NOW GET OUT.

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

When was the last time you looked at the strat map?  I think you left out a few powerful factions.
Frisia (lol)
Occitan
Chaos (as in Dhirrim)
Raven
Hospitaller
MB
TKoV

You won't exert your selves against these factions because they might actually be a challenge.  You would rather exult yourselves on victories against factions with a fraction of your resources (and who aren't funding you).

[Sandersson Jankins]

When was the last time you looked at the strat map?  I think you left out a few powerful factions.
Frisia (lol)
Occitan
Chaos (as in Dhirrim)
Raven
Hospitaller
MB
TKoV

You won't exert your selves against these factions because they might actually be a challenge.  You would rather exult yourselves on victories against factions with a fraction of your resources (and who aren't funding you).

PROtip: My faction hasn't given them shit, and we're part of a larger strat faction called The Central Confederacy now, anyway. Besides taking New Reindi castle, you've chosen to attack Unuzdaq. They've not been the aggressors since taking New Reindi, if I'm correct. You're not obligated to attack them. If you feel you are obligated to attack them, you should not berate them for "trying to subjugate smaller factions" since they're doing nothing but protecting what they've secured from CHAOS peacefully.

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

PROtip: My faction hasn't given them shit, and we're part of a larger strat faction called The Central Confederacy now, anyway. Besides taking New Reindi castle, you've chosen to attack Unuzdaq. They've not been the aggressors since taking New Reindi, if I'm correct. You're not obligated to attack them. If you feel you are obligated to attack them, you should not berate them for "trying to subjugate smaller factions" since they're doing nothing but protecting what they've secured from CHAOS peacefully.

The goblin policy is bend the knee or be conquered is it not?  That's all I've heard from Daruvian.  I'm not going to sit back while he rises to the power of FCC and not do anything until he attacks me again.  There has been nothing peaceful about him trying to steamroll SKoT, and if he does that I know Ambean won't be any difficulty.  The only reason we haven't been on the defensive is because we don't have anything down there left to defend.  You can bet that I am going to do what I can to help those who stand up to him. 

Yes, it would be far smarter to just pretend it didn't matter that he attacked Reindi, but I don't follow Machiavellian strategy.  Call it Stark syndrome if you want, thats what WFA is about.  He attacked Reindi under WFA colours.  Thats an act of war.  If we plan on not letting him take over half of the strat map we have to fight any way we can.  Best defense is a good offense anyone?

[adieumnode]

it's a video game dude
you're literally talking about "Machiavellian strategy" in regards to a faction called the GOBBLINs

take a look at yourself

[Lethwin Far Seeker]

it's a video game dude
you're literally talking about "Machiavellian strategy" in regards to a faction called the GOBBLINs

take a look at yourself

I believe I stated that I didn't follow Machiavellian strategy ( ignoring the attack and hiding until I had sufficient strength to do something).  I'm unaware of Daruvian using any Machiavellian tactics.  Kneel or be conquered in it's self isn't very Machiavellian, but it is not something that we abide either.  Daruvian's spree is basically this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPkqjc23yqs

[Lt_Anders]

PROtip: My faction hasn't given them shit, and we're part of a larger strat faction called The Central Confederacy now, anyway. Besides taking New Reindi castle, you've chosen to attack Unuzdaq. They've not been the aggressors since taking New Reindi, if I'm correct. You're not obligated to attack them. If you feel you are obligated to attack them, you should not berate them for "trying to subjugate smaller factions" since they're doing nothing but protecting what they've secured from CHAOS peacefully.

Technically, they've attack SKOT, Contested FCC fief(thereby being aggressors against FCC), Reindi, Tadsamesh...
They have also "Annexed" 2 Chaos fief, Took ehlerdah(as a fief transfer) Annexed GoW, Golden Apple Corp, and Ascalon.(and technically FUPA, but they were the core of this movement)

If anything, his "mandate" has only attacked "weak" factions.(Reindi, SKoT). And they Swooped in and took a fief HoC almost had(Unuzdaq)

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YES, CLEARLY THE COMMUNITY WAS DYING FOR ANOTHER FACTION TO GROUP UP AND ATTACK THE LARGEST ACTIVE SUPERPOWER FCC, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT TIRED OF THAT AND THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT THE CAUSE OF THE LAST TWO MONTHS OF STALEMATE.

NO.

STOP SHITTING UP THIS GOBBLIN THREAD WITH YOUR NERD ANGER. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND AN ETERNAL RULE OF DEALING WITH THE GOBBLIN KING.

THE GOBBLIN KING DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT BITTER, TRYHARD SPERGNERDS THINK.
NOW GET OUT.

That's not what he said. But Daruvian is just as good a shitposter as any of the best.

[Scervo]

You guys are so busy arguing that you've lost sight of what truly matters: only a few more hours until the penis inspection!

[Lt_Anders]

You guys are so busy arguing that you've lost sight of what truly matters: only a few more hours until the penis inspection!

Oh I wish I could go, but, that thing called IRL sucks.

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

Please get the self-important, non-comedic, hyperbolic nerdshit propaganda out of my thread guys. It's disgusting and is a mockery of my thread about FUN, not ARGUMENTATIVE NITPICKING.

The old me would have immediately addressed it furiously but fortunately I have evolved to #nxtlvl cRPG posting. You wouldn't understand. I also work more these days and after standing up for seven hours working with customer after customer after customer in a grind, you just have no juice left to give a shit about some nerd a fourth of the world away complaining about the minor details of how you play a video game.

[Canuck]

fortunately I have evolved to #nxtlvl cRPG posting.

Gone from shitting up other peoples threads to making your own and defending it. Is the next level Canary type posting?

[DaruviansUnmutedAccount]

telling people to fuck off =/= defending

telling people to fuck off = telling people to fuck off