Dear cRPG Community,
It's time for Gomer to come clean and apologize for his actions. Gomer would like to start by admitting the things bad he has done. If TV has taught me anything it is that the first step in overcoming a problem is admitting you have one and then QQ about it. Now I have more then one so bear with me while I admit mine. I am a ego driven asshole troll that uses my ability to throw well against my team and delay. I often find myself baked out of my mind sitting in the back of a map spamming the 1234 buttons on my numpad to make the FAP sound whilst smoking a bowl. I honestly have over the last generation have done nothing productive to the community aside from killing anyone who tries to stop me from delaying. I will admit %95 of the times I tk'd it was intentional and I was just playing my class of dick troll fap clan troller thrower. I also will admit that my mindset was to hurt rather then help my team. The derogatory and other Anti-Semitic remarks I spam the chat with also most likely contributed to the NA community hatred of me. I honestly am not funny and just a fucking dick. I never had a goal... But I have recently found the light. In cRPG being better then everyone pisses them off more then wasting there time. I have proof with evidence such as this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW9kud6vPE0 after you kill 7 players without being touched people got a lot more angry then when I just fappd in the back. So thus I promise to be a true cRPG player and become a elitist asshole and only be productive to my team and earn valor every round so I can use my elitism to feed my inner need to troll. I guess I'm just trying to say I have found a better outlet to trolling and that is elitism. If I am given another shot I vow that as soon as my generation ends in 2mil exp I will go into Polearm Str crutch and valor whore my way into your hearts and minds. I have know many players of the cRPG for a very long time now and the thousands of hours I have invested in this mod really do motivate me to want to stay with this community. I won't pull a Spook Island or Panos
because those players were actually enjoyed and make myself a martyr and just sit here ranting how I was wrongfully accused of anything. I personally will admit what I was recently banned for was bullshit in my opinion but there is a lot of other things I do VERY often that should of landed me here a long time ago and thus this is deserved. I honestly can change. I honestly am not a bad person. I honestly am just a immature young adult who is maturing to man. Allow me to grow with you. Now I do have hope. The time I played before recently I was a serious player who benefited the community and I do believe I can return to that state if you give me a shot.
"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." George S. Patton
This moment is currently my bottom. I am forced to show my humility and remorse for my actions to every player in the community to fight for a sliver of a chance to be allowed back into the ranks of the game. I hope that if you allow me in you will see from this moment on I can only grow as a community member and as a person in general. I realize many of you don't exactly want me here. I relize many of you never liked me. But I hope you can respect the fact I have weather you like it or not been a member of this community for way to long now to be thrown out of it without a chance to show I can change. I won't lie I enjoy trolling and a majority of our community does but it has taken me until this point to realize that a real troll is a troll that gets everyone laughing not only himself (or herself but Kelly is the only female cRPG player and she is to drunk to troll).
In short. I won't break no rules. I will never be a Horse Archer. I will not TK. I am sorry. #FreeGomer
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EDIT:
-Added Pole and Fixed a few Grammar errors still a lot there though. Wrote this after class little burned out will add more and fix little bit later.
-Also just fixed grammar errors in the Edit section -_- sadly spelling has never been my strongest skill.
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