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DECLARATION OF WAR
« on: October 08, 2013, 06:23:32 am »
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PROPER DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST                     THE FCC SCUM

These my old friends hide in their castles like ugly pussys waiting to get fucked up. The Saxons are coming from the east and are taking over the lands of the FCC.

Surrender now or be forever slaughtered by the hordes of the Rape Raiders.

Time for the role-play.

     The night was dark, Gandalf was returning from a previous victory over a FCC scout. While on his ways a messenger told him of a victory that he was not expecting.
        "Mi'Lord, a FCC army has gained victory over a new garrisoning castle. I have prepared troops for the raiders coming from the seas."
      Surprised Gandalf called on his General Doipyhoof to muster troops and prepare for a campaign.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2013, 07:04:19 am by GandalfJr »
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2013, 06:26:21 am »
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While I approve of the activities of slaughtering FCC scum,

3.5/10 post, apply yourself.

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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2013, 06:27:01 am »
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Yawn.  Been there, done that.
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2013, 07:01:51 am »
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Listen up cock breath, you're about to get fucked up. I know you've been fucked up before but not as bad as this. Prepare to be kicked out of strat.

A friendly gesture made me be watched please know admins I love Kesh so much I will rid him from strat.
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2013, 07:03:03 am »
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Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on October 08, 2013, 06:26:21 am
While I approve of the activities of slaughtering FCC scum,

3.5/10 post, apply yourself.

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I applied a extra 5 mins do I get a 7.5 now?
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2013, 07:05:40 am »
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What sound does an owl make?
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2013, 07:46:18 am »
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Who actually declares war on FCC anymore? Way too 2012.
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2013, 08:13:05 am »
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Not to be rude... actually... Yes to be rude: No one knows who you are and no one cares; please suicide your troops in an orderly fashion and exit stage left.
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2013, 08:31:06 am »
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Quote from: GandalfJr on October 08, 2013, 07:01:51 am
Listen up cock breath, you're about to get fucked up. I know you've been fucked up before but not as bad as this. Prepare to be kicked out of strat. No life whore...

Geez, somebody hit the angst pipe a little too hard today.  And while the sentiment of declaring war is certainly appreciated by the community, your thread is rather lackluster, is it really that hard to use proper formatting?
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2013, 08:49:20 am »
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You try your hardest to be Saxton, Gandalf. You even named your clan after him.
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2013, 01:20:35 pm »
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Better clans have tried and we are still here.


I will leave you with these words of wisdom from the poet Axl Rose who writes about what it is like marching into FCC lands

You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna bring you down-HA!
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2013, 01:35:55 pm »
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Gandalf- "YOU SHITS BETTER BE READY FOR THIS RAPE TRAIN"

FCC- *yawn*

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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2013, 01:39:57 pm »
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Considering his clan is named "Saxons of Serenity(wtf is a saxon of serenity?)", this thread is not surprising at all.

Textbook try-hard attempt, to be honest.
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2013, 01:48:05 pm »
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Re: DECLARATION OF WAR
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2013, 03:29:21 pm »
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dynamike was browsing the diplomacy section when he stumbled upon this thread. Reading the words war, FCC and scum he immediately... ooooh look, cat pics!
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