I understand that my old, douchebag-ish ways may have irked an admin or two, but I am here now to tell you that old Jerry is gone.
My permaban was a wake-up call, and since then I have underwent many revelations and reached many new plateaus of enlightenment. Much like a caterpillar, I drenched myself in silk, discarded my ugly self, and emerged a beautiful butterfly.
So here is my plea, Gash; let Bygones be Bygones and let me return.