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A word on Goblins
« on: October 04, 2013, 02:52:16 am »
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Hello fine folk of the strategus community!
As you no doubt know, there has recently been the formation and incursion of a large faction of persons who simply identify themselves as

GOBLINS

Now many of you might be wondering: what is a Goblin in the first place?

We here at Khazad Racial Studies Inc. are here now to answer that very question!

A Goblin is a disgusting creature.

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A Goblin does not sleep at night, but instead during the day!

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And lastly, leaders of Goblins are typically fat, pudgy, filthy, disgusting, and fiendish creatures who can do not but attempt to clobber their opponents in melee.

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THESE ARE GOBLINS

Do you want these Fiends running around in your cities? Do you want these beasts sauntering up to your women?

No?

Then join those who oppose this reign of terror and refuse their ambition for domination.
Bring the fight to these fiends and see them cast back to the pits from which they hail!
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2013, 03:01:15 am »
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GOBBLINS

NOT

GOBLINS


vietnam fucking shits get it right

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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2013, 03:03:04 am »
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Is that... Herpes?
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2013, 03:05:41 am »
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2013, 03:26:52 am »
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Gobblins are people too guys!

This message is sponsered by Mork the goat god, and the coalition for Gobblin rights
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2013, 03:54:48 am »
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holy fucking shit you jerkass donkeydick sucking motherfucking spergshits how hard is it to type gobblin with two b's
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2013, 03:57:32 am »
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Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on October 04, 2013, 03:54:48 am
holy fucking shit you jerkass donkeydick sucking motherfucking spergshits how hard is it to type gobblin with two b's

If it's not in 36 point font, it's not Diplomacy post! Don't blame them, the Warriors of the First age hadn't learned what a gobblin was yet, so it had acquired a multitude of names before the true fear of gobblin was set in.
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2013, 04:52:32 am »
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Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on October 04, 2013, 03:54:48 am
holy fucking shit you jerkass donkeydick sucking motherfucking spergshits how hard is it to type gobblin with two b's


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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2013, 06:29:16 am »
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MODIFIED FOR CRPG, DONT YOU DARE WARN ME  :evil:
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2013, 07:28:31 am »
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Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on October 04, 2013, 03:26:52 am
Gobblins are people too guys!

This message is sponsered by Mork the goat god, and the coalition for Gobblin rights

Let's make new SPEW - Society for the Promotion of E-goblins Welfar!!!
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2013, 04:34:56 pm »
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The Central Confederacy would like to remind the Warriors of the First Age, and specifically WFA_Dunedain_Sharpe (near Ayyike and Ulburban):

Do not come into our lands with 1800 man shiny armies without saying a word to us about it. I direct you to leave our territory now and return only when you show some respect.
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2013, 05:02:12 pm »
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Fine, i didn't want you to anyways  :cry:
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2013, 09:23:29 pm »
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I have yet to see a post with so many votes, all totaling to 0 like this. Now we know that there are equal numbers have sided with the gobblins, and against.
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2013, 11:10:49 pm »
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Sloth post = automatic upvote.
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Re: A word on Goblins
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2013, 01:01:30 am »
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Quote from: GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER on October 04, 2013, 03:54:48 am
holy fucking shit you jerkass donkeydick sucking motherfucking spergshits how hard is it to type gobblin with two b's

It's not hard at all!

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