This prolonged absence from crpg has brought an awakening, a divine realization if you will, that I am incomplete as a human being without my teammates. They complete me as no one else can and the only way for me to show this great joy they give me is to show common courtesy. It was only through a great man - a man who for many years called himself EyeBeatWomen - who obviously understands respect fro woman and teammates that I was able to remember my lessons from grade school: 1) Dont eat the crayons, 2) Don't eat the glue, 3) Dont stick scissors up your nose, 4) Don't eat electrical circuits, and of course 5) Don't kill your teammates. Thank you so much for temporarily banning me, I have thoroughly learned my lesson and will return to respecting my teammates who I love and cherish in all their pixel glory. Thank you man who beats women, you are obviously a great admin and I want to thank you for banning me and now unbanning me now that I have learned my lesson. Common courtesy is to show a willingness not to teamkill or teamhit teammates no matter how often they intentionally teamhit me while the admin watches, because of course Jesus (the in-game one) taught us to turn the other cheek and love our teammates and admins no matter how they behave. I understand courtesy now thanks to my ban - it means to love my friends' pixels as if they were my own pixels, treat their pixels as i would have my own pixels be treated, rub and massage their pixels as i would like to have my own pixels rubbed and massaged. Thank you for the ban and now I respectfully and with great courtesy ask the man who beats women to unban me for I am a reformed man.
I realized a greater part of courtesy is to follow the rules to the letter like good obedient choir boys obeying the priest's every command. If we dont write exactly 500 words all the admins would be out of work and full anarchy would become the norm. Tking and suicide jumping would become so rampant hat all of crpg would die off. Therefore, we must bend over to the will of chadz as we suck the enjoyment out of crpg and give repeated courtesy to our pixel teammates over and over again. Courtesy should be given as often as possible for without courtesy would life even be worth living. We must give our courtesy to as many different people as possible and share all that comes out from our courtesy. Our courtesy should make others feel good all over themselves and want more and more courtesy from us. I want to spread my courtesy onto all the admins especially EyeBeatWomen as he obviously wants my courtesy all over him. I am a changed man and am all too happy to provide that courtesy free of charge. I would like to say thank you again admins for helping me make this change! Can I get a witness? Thank you all!
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