I AM [A]TTACKING! AGAIN!

[Molly]

Recently I made a thread about my speed-diplomacy with Greys which I can't find atm, unfortunately.
I tried to provoke someone in attacking me and was aiming for one of the Greys - just for the lulz. And I actually got a reaction from one of them but it was nothing but hot air - how disappointing, right?

Now my Silver falls low, my troops are hungry (not for battle but for actual food) and I need to keep them occupied. Therefore I attacked someone. Namely... lemme check, forgot his name already... Vermilion!
No personal vendetta this time but neither is he inactive like my last target Lanicor. That means... there will actually be a fight! Yes, enemies!

Here is the link to the battle tonight! And I really hope we can get the roster filled. I don't filter anyone by faction, skill, build or even level. Everyone is welcome. As much as I would like to see my army of DOOMkeys win, it's just to have some harmless fun.
There will be teamspeak and there will be fun.

My army was marching hard to reach their goal, the DOOMkeys proudly carrying the war machinery.
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As soon as we reached our encampment, they switched to their parade gear... 'tis going to be a great day for battle!
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In a quiet moment the DOOMkey Sergeant - he is just heavy boned, he points out - told me how proud he is about his menDOOMkeys...
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Seriously tho, I want everyone to participate. It's supposed to be fun too, right? Strat I mean. So help me out, apply and just enjoy ourselves!

And to make it official... every bit of gear, in any case, will be given to the enemy. He was just a random target and I do not want him to suffer big losses cuz of me being silly.

[F i n]

i hope that wont be considered spam but:

fucking lol man. i love you

[Vovka]

Stop using donkeys for war! they were created for love! 

[Molly]

Stop using donkeys for war! they were created for love! 

That's why I am using a special breed: DOOMkeys! The Donkeys of DOOM!

They are the same beasts like last time... Back then I said... and I'll quote myself here... if the Riders of the Apocalypse would be peasants, they would ride my DOOMkeys!

So, no harm will be done to normal donkeys cuz indeed they are too adorable to be used in war. My DOOMkeys are another kind of beast, they are eager and willing, they are furies to go to war! "To Battle!" they mumble while eating their daily ration of fresh, green grass and I promised them one carrot each if they perform well and with glory!

[Malgalad]

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Oh no. I realy want to join. But it's 3:00am for me.

[Molly]

I wonder if this is still roleplay or some kind of "y u attack mi friendz?!"

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Conqueror_LeMikz
18.09.2013 16:22:03
to Ninja_Molly
Vermillion was hunting good thieves and you stopped him.
It was wrong move to attack him.


I will pay 25k crpg gold for everyone who attacks you now.

So you will not be left alone anymore. There is hundreds who will attack you now.
Also in na-side.

This might even motivate me to keep going after this obliterating defeat that is to come

[bavvoz]

Now this sound like a cause to support

[Molly]

Not a single Merc in the roster yet... start mobilizing

[bavvoz]

Cant due to work, sadly. But i can support u with some soldiers afterwards though

[Vermilion]

I wonder if this is still roleplay or some kind of "y u attack mi friendz?!"

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This might even motivate me to keep going after this obliterating defeat that is to come

Haha he didn't tell me he sent that you XD

As he said I was after some good thieves at the time so it was unfortunate timing for an unprompted attack.
So I asked him to send someone to get the guy as I am now locked in battle.

No hard feelings - I haven't & will not be sending people after you.

See you in the battle!

[Beleg]

no hate , no insults, men talking like adults. This is the weirdest diplomacy thread ever.

[Torben]

no hate , no insults, men talking like adults. This is the weirdest diplomacy thread ever.

ye I dont see a single shitsmear on the wall,  pff!

[Adoptagoat]

Stop using donkeys for war! they were created for love! 

Gross.

[Molly]

Haha he didn't tell me he sent that you XD

As he said I was after some good thieves at the time so it was unfortunate timing for an unprompted attack.
So I asked him to send someone to get the guy as I am now locked in battle.

No hard feelings - I haven't & will not be sending people after you.

See you in the battle!

All good - like I said before... I was merely looking for something to waste my troops and gear on and I didnt want to attack someone afk. You were moving, had a shiny army and a proper troop number so I went for it

I hope you keep the DOOMkeys and dont just sell them... they deserve to be in Battle... for they are DOOMkeys


And thanks for everyone appearing and having a good laugh even if it was rather short. Still, I enjoyed it.

[Latvian]

I wonder if this is still roleplay or some kind of "y u attack mi friendz?!"

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This might even motivate me to keep going after this obliterating defeat that is to come

lets farm gold, i will attack you all the time and we split 50:50 :3