Just to say something that has been floating around in my head and isn't really specific to this shitpost thread but definitely belongs in a shitpost thread somewhere is the following:
FCC keeps taunting Frisia about attacking them in their castles and cities, saying that we are pussies for not doing so (ignore the fact that we've won like 14 of our last 15 fights against them in the field). Well I decided to do some math, and I came up with the result that the Frisian Freedom has something like at best 17,000 troops including every garrison, army, trader's troops, and farmer in our fiefs that went AFK 3 months ago.
FCC in fief garrisons alone has 91,000 troops. That alone is 5.4 times more than the entirety of our mass. Now if you imagine the troops they have on farmers, armies, traders, et cetera... You get the point. So lets just be extremely conservative and say you guys have 6 times our entire mass.
I'm not going to even finish the end of my argument because it really spells itself out you FCC fucking shits.
