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Offline Clockworkkiller

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you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« on: September 08, 2013, 03:45:33 am »
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I GOT A NEW FLASHLIGHT!

ITS A SUREFIRE DEFENDER!
LED! 500 LUMENS! ALL METAL! FANCY COOL BEZEL!
2.25 HOUR RUNTIME ON MAX OUTPUT!

ITS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME!
FLASHLIGHT!

anyway just wanted to share my happiness with the world! and my flashlight!
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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 11:34:52 am »
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you mean fleshlight
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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 11:50:09 am »
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you mean fleshstick

« Last Edit: September 08, 2013, 11:54:32 am by Kafein »
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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2013, 11:53:20 am »
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You mean light fleshstick...because it's small.
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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2014, 10:18:01 pm »
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i got this , try to guess whats so special about it?

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people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2014, 10:48:33 pm »
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Put your dick in it.
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Re: you jelly? i got a new fleshlight!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2014, 10:54:23 pm »
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Quote from: Clockworkkiller on September 08, 2013, 03:45:33 am
I GOT A NEW FLESHLIGHT!

ITS A SUREFIRE DEFLOWERER!
Y.E.A.H! 2 LUMENS! ALL SILICONE! FANCY COOL LUB DISPENSER!
2.25 HOUR RUNTIME ON MAX VIBRATION!

ITS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME!
FLESHLIGHT!

anyway just wanted to share my happiness with the world! and my fleshlight!

no but I am happy for you.  just shared what I first read,  my bad for having a sick mind.

have le fun mate,  its a cool thing to have : )

edit:  just saw that everyone else here has the same kinda sick mind haha
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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2014, 11:17:42 pm »
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I fucking love flashlights. LOVE

Fenix, surefire, zebralights, 4sevns, nitecore, maglite

All good stuff




Also this thread is old
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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2014, 11:24:23 pm »
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oh fuck it is.  Lat necro'd it,  boo!  what happened,  ran out of patatoes?

ya have a maglite myself
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Re: you jelly? i got a new flashlight!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2014, 11:49:24 pm »
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i acciently necroed it :D
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people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.
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