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SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM - RECRUITING SCUMBAGS ONLY
« on: September 07, 2013, 02:35:59 am »
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History
During spring break, a group of rich teens take their 300 foot super yacht to go sailing in the Gulf of Aden with super models.  On a sunny but otherwise uneventful day, their totally sweet vessel is suddenly swallowed by a vortex in a freak storm.  When the teens come to, they find that they've been magically transported to the world of Calradia.  Also, there is a pet tiger.

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Religion
All pirates worship Broseidon, lord of the Brocean.  High-fives are often peformed in hopes of favorable winds.

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Gear and Equipment
We have no official uniform or restricted gear.  Pirates did not possess good blacksmithing services and most of their supplies came into their possesion from raids, theft or as payment for ransom.  However, if you have no idea what to wear, a loosely arab/sarranid theme works well.  Heavy armor is not particularly fitting for pirates as they would drown easily.

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Builds
There are no recommended or restricted builds.  However, pirates often favored mobility over might.  Direct engagements would often lead to heavy losses and a good pirate might have to escape many sinking ships in his lifetime.

Armory
Pirates share their plunder and booty with their crew.  Fees are in place in order to keep members from monopolizing the armory.  The fees also help pay for the banner.
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Strategus
We are not currently a Strategus faction for this round of Strategus.

Recruitment
There is a hazing process and its not technically legal. We will also circle all the fat on your body while everybody watches.

Crew
CAPTAIN MURDERBEARD
Fortune Teller Witchbeard
Deckhand excav pls 420
FirstMate Gerbert
PRIVATEER JakeBEARD
Deckhand Ronald McDonald
Deckhand Wiff Khalifa
Deckhand Aquaman Skinfgt
Bosun RumBlood
Buccaneer Mosi
Chef Poopwaters
Coxswain Digglesworth
Deckhand Landers
Decksweeper Yellow Crotch
DREAD PIRATE BRO
First M8 Holigay
Deckhand GotHam
Mastergunner Gundhram
Deckhand PARTYBEARD
Deckhand R1ck R0ss
SEMEN M8 CHKNNGGTS
Shipmate Stabby With A Beard
Deckhand TreePlant
Deckhand guantou best farmer
Swabbie Lemon
Deckhand The 86th Sailor

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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2013, 03:09:16 am »
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Reserved.
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2013, 03:31:40 am »
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2013, 03:43:30 am »
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Quote from: In Cauda Venenum on September 07, 2013, 03:31:40 am
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hehehe .... duty.
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THIS IS A MANLY CLAN. FOR MANLY MEN. DOING MANLY THINGS.

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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2013, 03:49:04 am »
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best clan
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2013, 04:34:27 am »
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Quote from: In Cauda Venenum on September 07, 2013, 03:31:40 am
chef poopwaters reporting for duty

I'd swab your poopdeck...
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2013, 04:37:02 am »
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I volunteer to be the Viking-Pirate Liaison officer! Geirvaldr Relit reporting for duty.
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2013, 05:44:45 am »
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I demand recognition as the longest serving pirate in Calradia. PAY ME HOMAGE YE BLAGGART OR FACE ME WRATH!
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2013, 06:13:43 pm »
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Ok guys, no more beard names, we have too many.  Maybe an ___eye or ____leg would be good.  Get creative.
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2013, 11:32:38 pm »
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Arrrrrr matey I am BROSEIDON.

And I can't spell me own name.
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2013, 12:55:16 am »
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Quote from: MURDERTRON on September 08, 2013, 06:13:43 pm
Maybe an ___eye or

Eyebeatwomen seems like a piratey sort of name.  Is that taken?
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2013, 12:31:04 am »
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The yarrrrmory is looking pretty good so far.

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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2013, 01:21:20 am »
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I already have an alt called Broseidon_Lord_of_Brocean. That means you guys worship me. I'm flattered.
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Re: SPRING BREAK: SOMALIA - A PIRATE CLAM
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2013, 01:43:39 am »
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Quote from: Tank Burner on September 11, 2013, 01:21:20 am
I already have an alt called Broseidon_Lord_of_Brocean. That means you guys worship me. I'm flattered.

So what you're saying is Kinzie is part fish??
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