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Offline Molly

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I AM [A]TTACKING!
« on: September 06, 2013, 08:25:19 pm »
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Indeed I am. Call it a personal feud. I spent all my silver, recruited a bunch of tickets and now I wanna wipe so-called Assassin Lanicor off the map.

Doesn't really matter for me that he isn't playing Strat, I guess. I happened to discover him and I set my devious plan in motion.

I bought gear. There are some horses and lances, a lot of donkeys, I have morningstars which are even +3... well, and a lot of other stuff that rather fit the donkeys than the horses :wink:

And I don't care who fights for me as long as it's in the spirit of fun and enjoyment. Battle won't last long I guess... if there is even one really but that shouldn't stop every fine gentleman to join :)

I do have organized a teamspeak we can use too! Yah huh! I am connected :D

Here is the link! Sign in, be there, have a good laugh and be on your way again :D And yes, I'll accept low level too!


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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2013, 08:32:34 pm »
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Truly a battle I wish to attend! Unfortunately I have another engagement at that time but I wish you the best of luck!
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2013, 08:33:35 pm »
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Aww... now my dreamteam I hoped to line up is already crushed :cry:
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2013, 08:39:16 pm »
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ill apply! with my erm my 2h dunno what lvl it will be after battle tommorow :D
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2013, 08:42:18 pm »
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Yea, don't care about level.

Even told Pepe to create a lvl 1 char just for the battle :)

edit: Did I mention that I have over 300 donkeys DOOMkeys?
« Last Edit: September 06, 2013, 08:45:44 pm by benkei »
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2013, 09:56:41 pm »
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Since this is more important than some silly border policy or some aussie kid I gonna bump it.
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2013, 10:05:22 pm »
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Indeed I am. Call it a personal feud. I spent all my silver, recruited a bunch of tickets and now I wanna wipe so-called Assassin Lanicor off the map.

Doesn't really matter for me that he isn't playing Strat, I guess. I happened to discover him and I set my devious plan in motion.

I bought gear. There are some horses and lances, a lot of donkeys, I have morningstars which are even +3... well, and a lot of other stuff that rather fit the donkeys than the horses :wink:

And I don't care who fights for me as long as it's in the spirit of fun and enjoyment. Battle won't last long I guess... if there is even one really but that shouldn't stop every fine gentleman to join :)

I do have organized a teamspeak we can use too! Yah huh! I am connected :D

Here is the link! Sign in, be there, have a good laugh and be on your way again :D And yes, I'll accept low level too!


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This is how I imagine my army of DOOMkeys! :D
yeah go ahead, pwn someone who is not playing into oblivion if it makes you feel better. no real point without challange though imo.
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2013, 10:10:49 pm »
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yeah go ahead, pwn someone who is not playing into oblivion if it makes you feel better. no real point without challange though imo.
Good thing that nobody asked you. Now gtfo - thanks.
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2013, 11:49:43 pm »
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If I'll be at home, I'm there homie!

And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2013, 07:56:49 am »
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I updated the battle details tab on the Strat site with weri useful information!
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2013, 08:55:10 am »
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lets all use pikes on doomkeyback and  get banned resulting into win of enemy.
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2013, 08:58:41 am »
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I miss Lanicors rage and QQ here...
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2013, 09:44:50 am »
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Yea, would have been fun but I don't think he has even noticed yet.

Although he should get a notice about the battle or something, right?

lets all use pikes on doomkeyback and  get banned resulting into win of enemy.
No soup pikes for you!
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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2013, 02:12:10 pm »
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Including in the gear are 325 donkeys of a special breed, called DOOMkeys. That's right, donkey bringers of DOOM! The 4 riders of the Apocalypse would ride DOOMkeys if they were peasants... umm... yea, that!!11!

One of the best briefings i have ever read. Brought a tear to my eye and a chill ran down my spine.

DOOMKEYS!

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Re: I AM [A]TTACKING!
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2013, 10:04:43 pm »
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442 of 422 survived the battle.
Your soldiers killed 100 of their 100 men.

Item Result:
5 Swaybacked Donkey lost

Thanks everyone for showing up and such display of awesome support <3

Why did I get 20 soldiers? :o

DOOMkeys performed awesome. Totally worth it.
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