Balls of Steel

[Dutchydave]

Now I got Kush_King sized balls.  

http://i.imgur.com/GqgOY6P.jpg

Your balls are so big and steely you locked the thread 

http://forum.melee.org/diplomacy/kush-is-king/

[Gristle]

Yes, but did you notice it was locked almost a whole week ago? With so much time to think of a response, surely you have more to add than "lololol locked thread"?

[Keshian]

Yes, but did you notice it was locked almost a whole week ago? With so much time to think of a response, surely you have more to add than "lololol locked thread"?

^ this.  I just imagine he 's fat bald australian who rages insanely hard and spends a week building up to a thread like this with his brain overheating from the effort.  Mouth-breathing as he spends millions of crpg gold buying troops and getting people to recruit troops for him and merc for him. (going to laugh when 2-3 months from now strat is wiped and hes out millions and has done absolutely nothing but be given a  couple fiefs by occitan and hospitallers while doing a bunch of failed attacks on us giving us  a bunch of gear)

[Dutchydave]

^ this.  I just imagine he 's fat bald australian who rages insanely hard and spends a week building up to a thread like this with his brain overheating from the effort.

LOL you wish,ive just got some time off work to focus on my enemy 

Yes, but did you notice it was locked almost a whole week ago? With so much time to think of a response, surely you have more to add than "lololol locked thread"?

Yes I certainly did notice that and have been joking about this with many other clans since it happened  The timing of this post is relevant and planned from the day it was locked,I really have been looking forward to posting it. Also I would like to add that after Kesh replied to my last post in that thread he locked it after posting total hypocritical dribble as a reply to my post and then re-opened it to post how big his balls where LMFAO and locked it again  Also he must think everyone is stupid as I quote him saying the advance happened at 2.30am but then to try and butter it up he changes that to 3.30am. OMG this is funny

[dynamike]

Please write something relevant to diplomacy, roleplay, immersion, dick picks, etc. or GTFO and take your LOL's and LMFAO's with you.


dynamike digs deep in his nose and flings his findings in Dutchydouche's general direction.

[Dutchydave]

Please write something relevant to diplomacy, roleplay, immersion, dick picks, etc. or GTFO and take your LOL's and LMFAO's with you.


dynamike digs deep in his nose and flings his findings in Dutchydouche's general direction.

Well personally I think niggling your eternal enemy is diplomacy and certainly more then posting how big a fellow clan mates balls are or what they are made of(that's more for faction halls).This thread was held back on purpose and the true meaning of it will be exposed in the near future.

[MURDERTRON]

Maybe you should spend more time taking fiefs instead of writing posts about not taking them.

[Jack1]

Please write something relevant to diplomacy, roleplay, immersion, dick picks, etc. or GTFO and take your LOL's and LMFAO's with you.


dynamike digs deep in his nose and flings his findings in Dutchydouche's general direction.

Perhaps you should re-read the posts in dutchys link and fling your nasal nuggets at more than just dutchy. May cause inter mega faction anger though.

Maybe you should spend more time taking fiefs

Ichmur is being taken and every one of your villages are taken

instead of writing posts about not taking them.

The post is about how small Kesh's testicalia are. Please re-read the OP sir.



Then there is kesh's quote that is an assault on a personal level about someone outside of the game. Ovbously somebody is a little hot headed.

Edit: why does my phone insist that kesh is actually Leah with autocorrect?

[BaleOhay]

With all those fiefs taken does that mean you will give our castles and cities a try? been looking forward to it

[Keshian]

Well personally I think niggling your eternal enemy is diplomacy and certainly more then posting how big a fellow clan mates balls are or what they are made of(that's more for faction halls).This thread was held back on purpose and the true meaning of it will be exposed in the near future.

Oh no!!! You paid centrelink a bunch of crpg gold to switch sides, just like you buy your mercs and your troops - hence the greasy sage name - you buy people since no one would help you otherwise.  Honestly, who cares, more fights for ichamur - good luck with that, because its obviously going so well for you.

[MURDERTRON]

Perhaps you should re-read the posts in dutchys link and fling your nasal nuggets at more than just dutchy. May cause inter mega faction anger though.

Ichmur is being taken and every one of your villages are taken

The post is about how small Kesh's testicalia are. Please re-read the OP sir.



Then there is kesh's quote that is an assault on a personal level about someone outside of the game. Ovbously somebody is a little hot headed.

Edit: why does my phone insist that kesh is actually Leah with autocorrect?

Good job taking 200 peasant fiefs.  At least that's more than dutchy has done all strat.

[Goretooth]

^ this.  I just imagine he 's fat bald australian who rages insanely hard and spends a week building up to a thread like this with his brain overheating from the effort.  Mouth-breathing as he spends millions of crpg gold buying troops and getting people to recruit troops for him and merc for him. (going to laugh when 2-3 months from now strat is wiped and hes out millions and has done absolutely nothing but be given a  couple fiefs by occitan and hospitallers while doing a bunch of failed attacks on us giving us  a bunch of gear)

It's a game why you throwing RL insults at him in the diplomacy thread?

[Phantasmal]

After a year of playing crpg and lurking these forums (a year ago I was still struggling to get my first legitimate kill), I have come to the conclusion that the diplomacy forum is the source of all evil in crpg. I think it's funny to read, but some people take it (and strat) to a whole new level. Lets all just be a bunch of nerds running around and having fun in a game (that is the point after all right?).

[Tears of Destiny]

After a year of playing crpg and lurking these forums (a year ago I was still struggling to get my first legitimate kill), I have come to the conclusion that the diplomacy forum is the source of all evil in crpg. I think it's funny to read, but some people take it (and strat) to a whole new level. Lets all just be a bunch of nerds running around and having fun in a game (that is the point after all right?).

Nonsense, everyone should take things far too seriously and rage-quit and disband their clan for not taking strategus seriously and for being filthy casuals.

Additionally, I highly recommend that if you dislike one particular member or perhaps a couple of them like a clan leader and his helpers then you should forge real-life grudges against the entire clan as well as all past, present, and future members. Stereotyping and generalizing just makes life simpler, embrace it, don't let the petty details like "facts" or "logical arguments" or random baddies from their clan acting "nice" distract you from your rightful fury! I find lumping their associates with them also helps.

Remember folks, if someone messes with you on Strategus then they hate you in real life too! Get back at them by carrying a grudge for four strats (or more) in a row, continue hating a clan even if it changes leadership or a year+ passes since the last incident, and grief those suckers on the general servers!

Don't forget to then talk a lot about how you hate world leaders being so petty/corrupt/stupid

[Malaclypse]

I thought it was pretty lame that Kesh made a thread like that and then locked it, but it's not something that's unexpected. It's like looking at a forest and being surprised that my GOD, there are TREES in there!