What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated from EU_crpg_3 and NA_crpg_3, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret duel tournaments, and I have over 300 confirmed perfect wins. I am trained in chambering and hiltslashing and I’m the top 2h in the entire crpg neckbeard circlejerk. You are nothing to me but just another peasent. I will wipe you the fuck out with macro feints the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying i autoblock over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 13 shield skill rondel griefers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your EU_1 and NA_1. You’re battle noskill servers are dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my heavy gauntlets. Not only am I extensively trained in 2h S key spamming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Donkey armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you archer filth. I will shit fury and cav spawn rape all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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