Quotes about Hoplites

[Johnnyfirs]

Hey guys, I'm currently working on a M&B movie. It will include a bit of silly hoplite footage, and I'd like to introduce the section with a quote about the hoplite playstyle in warband (native preferred).

I'm looking for something that kinda shits on hoplites such as:
"Hoplites are a support build/class more than anything else, in team, the enemy will HATE you but alone you're not much of a problem."
And that is even a kind quote.

If the quote is what I'm looking for I'll add it behind a black screen with some fancy effects, and add your name - "quote quote quote" - <your name>

Cheers! I'll link the video when it's done here on the boards.

[BlueKnight]

Quotes about Hoplites:

"Gayyyy!"

[Johnnyfirs]

Quotes about Hoplites:

"Gayyyy!"

Great start! But if you could make it sound a little bit more sophisticated, it'll be great

[EponiCo]

"Hoplites - gripping the shaft of their spears firly while forming a tight formation with their comrades."

That good enough?

[Gravoth_iii]

"With the autoblock of a shielder, and the range of a pikeman hoplites are the cheapest cowards in melee fights."

Something like that? add agiwhore on top of that and you got me.

[Zhyang]

" if you are a hoplite ,  a spear is usefull "

[Johnnyfirs]

"With the autoblock of a shielder, and the range of a pikeman hoplites are the cheapest cowards in melee fights."

Something like that? add agiwhore on top of that and you got me.

Getting there! But make it less like they are cheap, and more like they just suck and not viable-ish

[Gurnisson]

Getting there! But make it less like they are cheap, and more like they just suck and not viable-ish

But why lie?

[Grumpy_Nic]

If you suck at melee - go hoplite

[Teeth]

Wiggle wiggle wiggle - LMFAO

[Apsod]

"You can`t fight cav with anything but a polearm, but also suck at dodging? Well then there is only one solution! Hoplite, the class for all the noobs in M&B!"

[Corsair831]

the fact that you guys say that taking a spear and shield makes you bad just shows how bad crpg players are at warband

why is it at all nooby to take a shield to block ranged / multiple attackers (instead of spamming like every non-shield class)

and a spear to stop horses (what sort of moron tries to rear horses with anything but a polearm/long 2h)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

[Grumpy_Nic]

the fact that you guys say that taking a spear and shield makes you bad just shows how bad crpg players are at warband

why is it at all nooby to take a shield to block ranged / multiple attackers (instead of spamming like every non-shield class)

and a spear to stop horses (what sort of moron tries to rear horses with anything but a polearm/long 2h)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

We re just writing quotes for the vid, dont be butthurt

[Kalam]

"Fucking pokey shit."

[Johnnyfirs]

If you suck at melee - go hoplite

"Fucking pokey shit."

Going with these two for now!