Top Five Signs You Are An Introvert!
Number Oomfblam
You fuck shoes called Helen
FUCK SHOES AND SHIT LIKE AN INTROVERT HA HA HA YOU'RE A FUCKING THING NOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY YOU FUCKING SPECK OF NOTHING HERE'S A FUCKING CAT GIF DO YOU THINK THIS CAT IS AN INTROVERT HERE'S ONE IN A SHOE.
Number Greedence
Sometimes you occasionally but otherwise normally.
A THING! A THING! YOU GET TO BE A THING! DOES THAT GIVE YOU MEANING YOU LONELY SPLATTER OF THRICE-FELCHED SHITCUM? BORING TO TALK TO WITH NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE INTROVERT-A-VERT-A-RAMA AREN’T WE HAVING FUN HA HA SO RANDOM.
Number Hootengranny
Moist.
EVER GLUED GOOGLY EYES TO YOUR FORESKIN TO MAKE MASTURBATION LESS LONELY? YOU MIGHT BE A CENTROBLURT! YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU, SUICIDE HOTLINES LIE TO YOU, IF YOU’RE ALREADY CUTTING YOURSELF THEN CUT HARDER!
Number Innumerate
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ISN’T THIS FUN!? AREN’T WE HAVING FUN HA HA HA INTRO-SQUIRTS LIKE YEAH THE UNFORGETTING CULTURAL CENTRIFUGE IS MAKING US STUPIDER! INTERNET LISTS ARE WORSE THAN ILLITERACY! LOOK A FUCKING PUPPY FUCK YEAH A—GRRRAAAARRGHHG LOOK AT IT LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK GNYEAAARRGHH PICTURES MAKE WORDS EASIER.
Conclusion.
CLICKITY-FUCKING-CLICKITY WE MONETIZED ATTENTION AND CILANTRO YURTS MAKE THE OVOID BUTTONMITES OOZE OVER THE ADSPACE! TARGET! TARGET! JAPANESE BODY PILLOWS FOR ALL YOU CONTRACEPTION FAILURES. PERSONALITY TYPES ARE STAR SIGNS FOR PEOPLE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO EVEN KNOW THEY ARE STUPID! I STUDY GOAT ENTRAILS THEY SAY I’M OUT-TO-AND-FRO-ING. BUT THAT’S ME, UPPER PANCREAS. HA HA THAT’S SO ME!
WHICH MEANINGLESS DESIGNATION ARE YOU? PAPERS CITIZEN! PRESENT THEM IN THE COMMENTS SO WE CAN ALL SEE, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH DESPERATE NEED FOR VALIDATION FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS!
