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The Secret to Donkey Couching
« on: July 29, 2013, 06:10:51 am »
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So I recently discovered the secret to donkey couching.
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Yes folks, the only way to couch with a donkey is at a whopping 4 speed.

Also, this donkey is for sale.

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Re: The Secret to Donkey Couching
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2013, 09:32:31 am »
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You can't sell damaged items. Some guy had a +1 item for around 1,000 gold but it was damaged so when you tried to accept the trade it would autoreject and give you the message "this item is damaged and cannot be traded etc."

It was pretty funny. I forget who did that.
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Re: The Secret to Donkey Couching
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2013, 01:35:00 am »
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Re: The Secret to Donkey Couching
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2013, 01:52:43 am »
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hahaha thats great!

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Re: The Secret to Donkey Couching
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2013, 02:07:08 am »
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I wondered if I was the only one to test couching on a donkey. Couldn't even do it with 12 riding though.
chadz> i wouldnt mind seeing some penis on my character