Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
I saw a dooooonkey, no escape from chadzicity,
open your eyes,
look down to your mount and seeeeeee,
It's not a horsie, it's a great doohonkey,
Because it's super slow, super strong,
a little small, little dumb,
Anyway it's farts blows, doesn't really matter to meeeeeeeeee, to meeeee
MAMA I JUST LOVED THIS PATCH
PUT A KATANA TO SOME HEAD
PULLED THE MAGIC, OUT MY BUTT
MAMAAAAA, PATCH HAS JUST BEGUUUUUUUUN
BUT NOW I LOVE AND PRAISE THE GREATEST DEEEEEVS
MAMAAAAA, OOOOUUUHHHOOOUUUUUUU
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU RAGE
IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CAAARRRYYYY OOOOOON, CARRRYYYYYY OOOOOOON, AS IF MOD IS STILL ALIIIIIIIVE
Gosh, i'm drunk. I better go to bed now ._.