The Unofficially Official glossary and dictionary of cRPG terms and words

[Clockworkkiller]

just decided to make a quick little "Glossary" talking about some common cRPG slang, since ive seen a few new players not understand a word or term
anyone can add btw, as ill probaly completely forget about this thing. ill edit this this originial post, with new words, that way people dont have to scroll through EVERYTHING

im just gonna gonna do words randomly, not gonna waste time putting things into alpabetical order

LETS BEGIN SHALL WE?

bb-blackbarred=when your health bar, is all black, meaning your ass is about to get kicked

HA-Horse archer=gay no skill scrubs, avoid being seen with these guys at all cost

MOTF-master of the field=this is when those two flags appear in the middle of the map, once inf gets tired of fighting cav

strat-strategus=no explaination needed

HX-horse crossbow=see HA

xbow-crossbow= a bow for people who who suck at range

QQ-rage=like a bitch

MW-masterwork=a item loomed three times

my old friendcher-archer=the socially accepted term

halfswording- polearm animation for 2h, because why not

Hiltslash = Hit someone with the hilt of your weapon ( full damage)

NERF=too overpowered; Make worse; (see HA)

BUFF=Improve; Get better;

OP=Overpowered (see 2H)

delaying - endlessly kiting or camping when you know you are gonna lose

bro coding - not attacking friends/clanmates on other team

badmin -  shit admin (all of them)

Melee: Battlegrounds - a hilarious scam

spamming - only LMB, no block

crutching - all money no skill

ezmode - every class that deals damage

s-keying - backpedaling while spamming right swings or stabs

gf=good fight= can be used as a compliment, or a insult

market - scammers heaven, think of this like a sketchy red-light district, where few gains shitload of money and the rest get AIDs

noob - everyone who haven't played at least 1000 hours

lolstab=2h stab= dont even get me started on this bullshit

i know theres more but thats what i can think of off the top of my head, ill continue to work on this later
dont forget to give me suggestions

[HappyPhantom]

NERF=too overpowered; Make worse; (see HA)

BUFF=Improve; Get better;

OP=Overpowered (see 2H)

[BarBeQ]

Hiltslash = Hit someone with the hilt of your weapon ( full damage)

[Smoothrich]

delaying - endlessly kiting or camping when you know you are gonna lose
bro coding - not attacking friends/clanmates on other team
badmin -  shit admin (all of them)
Melee: Battlegrounds - a hilarious scam
spamming - only LMB, no block
crutching - all money no skill
ezmode - ranged, cav, any class with a shield, 2handed swords with stab, pikes/longspears, right swing polearms
s-keying - backpedaling while spamming right swings or stabs
gf - just owned a scrub that you dislike
strategus - where spergs go to give up on having a sex life

cogts - naz1s
kapikulu - terrible turkish clan of teamkillers
russians - hated in every game, including cRPG
frisians, kutt, NH, HoC - racists
miley - virgin

[Elindor]

[Edit, apparently false]

[Macropus]

Hiltslash - Performing a slashing strike at very close range, turning your body rapidly in the direction of the swing in order to add momentum bonus to the damage

I believe turning around yourself doesn't add any damage except for changing the angle at which your attack lands. It just makes your attack land faster.

[[ptx]]

Hiltslash - Performing a slashing strike at very close range, turning your body rapidly in the direction of the swing in order to add momentum bonus to the damage and thus avoiding glancing on the opponent.  All swings have a "sweet spot" in which max damage can be produced, and before and after that, strikes will deal less damage or glance on the opponent.  Hiltslashing allows a full damage strike to be done before the sweet spot by adding momentum modifier to the attack through turning.  Typically this is done with the bottom half of the blade on a bladed weapon.
Offer corrections if you feel there are any.  Can abbreviate if necessary

False.
Hiltslash means exploiting a bug that allows you to hit an enemy with the pommel end of your weapon, thus hitting at the very start of your attack animation. This can be done at point-blank range in a certain angle and certain attacks.

Turning does not affect speed bonus.

[Falka]

market - scammers heaven, where few gains shitload of gold and the rest got screwed
respec - button you are not supposed to press
Panos - misunderstood in his day, crucified by Roman, one whos name won't be forgotten. sth liek Jesus u know
diplomacy - "is all about spamming, cursing and everyone getting downvoted by Keshian, Naduril and Kalp. and getting muted."
spam - excuse of noobs
noob - everyone who haven't played at least 1000 hours

[Teeth]

ezmode - pikes

Hah, you play with a pike stf up to a 100 kills and post the k/d, show me that ezmode!

[Kubla Khan]

Phase - arrogant prick that fucks your mom

[WITCHCRAFT]

gf - just owned a scrub that you dislike

diplomacy - "is all about spamming, cursing and everyone getting downvoted by Keshian, Naduril and Kalp. and getting muted."

I use "gf" (good fight) mostly without irony. Sometimes if a teamate kills me or the enemy I was dueling I will "gf" or if the guy I'm fighting does something really dumb and dies I will say that instead of "lol"

diplomacy - you will get warned for posting any picture ever, even if it is a really good one and relevant to the topic. I dissent the majority opinion that images are dumb and derail threads.

[Teddy bear]

STR whore - anyone with 15+ STR build
AGI whore - anyone with 15+ AGI build

[Eugen]

Keep [F]ormaiton   -   means: I feel like boss. you suckers keep close to me and be my meatwall   OR  just what it says

Defend the (C)atapult  - means: I am pushing random keys just to annoy everyone

Defend the (S)tairs   - same as above

BAT1  -   push "p" once if you feel like teamplay and follow battaillion flag

spwanraper = cav = cavallry = spawnraper

gangbang -  when a mob of melee fighters run after a my old friendcher to overwhelm him with theire love, ignoring the fact that they would be needed in the  mainbattle instead.

hs = horseshit your dead. Headshot.

[Bjord]

Great, now we have newmy old friends roaming around pretending they know anything.

Poor glossary, IMO.

[Clockworkkiller]

Great, now we have newmy old friends roaming around pretending they know anything.

Poor glossary, IMO.

bugger off