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Offline Johammeth

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Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« on: July 20, 2013, 07:09:10 pm »
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Hi guys,

I have a serious problem.

I like to smoke crack, but I'm wondering about the ethics of using crack and playing cRPG. I've noticed that I have a near superhuman ability to downblock hoplites (I can seriously block like a dozen thrusts at a time, LOL!) after I fire up, and I'm wondering if it is ethical to use this PED before I play. It definitely gives me an unfair advantage over other players, and it doesn't seem very sporting to use chemicals to boost my already prodigious skills.

I'm looking for an official ruling here, devs. Will I get banthreaded for smoking crack and playing cRPG?
« Last Edit: July 20, 2013, 07:26:23 pm by Johammeth »
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Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2013, 07:11:56 pm »
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Hi guys,

I have a serious problem.

I like to smoke crack, but I'm wondering about the ethics of using crack and playing cRPG. I've noticed that I have a near superhuman ability to downblock hoplites (I can seriously block like a dozen thrusts at a time, LOL!) after I fire up, and I'm wondering if it is ethical to use this PED before I play. It definitely gives me an unfair advantage over other players, and it doesn't seem very sporting to use chemicals to boost my already prodigious skills.

I'm looking for an official ruling here, devs. Will I get banthreaded for smoking crack and playing cRPG?
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Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2013, 07:15:42 pm »
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Erzengel believes you should, cause smoking crack is illegal in Austria, so you're breaking the law, and the Austrian government will go after chadz for letting you smoke crack.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2013, 07:18:38 pm »
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I recommend drinking a bottle or two of robitussin and going on a horse crossbow alt. The rage at your delaying turns into cool vibes that fill your computer screen with a warm loving glow.
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2013, 07:30:06 pm »
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Hi guys,

I'm so damn cool because I smoke crack and everybody should know that I'm like the coolest guy ever. Please ask me how I manage to be so awesome.

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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2013, 08:54:26 pm »
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ahh one of those guys :D HEY LOOK AT ME!! ^^ my skill level goes through the roof after 2-3 Ciders but then plummets 4+ can i make a thread too <3
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 09:06:43 pm »
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Marijuana is the best performance enhancing drug in gaming.
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2013, 09:11:14 pm »
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why i sence here some QQ about being able to block hoplite hits with just downblock?

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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2013, 09:15:54 pm »
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Ha, this OP gets minused, not plused?
Dog damn, this makes me proud of this community.
Here have my -1 for bragging about smoking, retard.
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2013, 09:23:49 pm »
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2013, 09:35:33 pm »
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2013, 09:38:43 pm »
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I had a chilean friend who sometimes went on Counterstrike coke-fueled binges. He had inhuman reflexes. Definetely dishorable. Same goes for all the hashashin that obviously play cRPG. Drunks are fine, they just play worse than if sober, but think they're playing better.
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Re: Preformance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2013, 09:40:46 pm »
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I recommend drinking a bottle or two of robitussin and going on a horse crossbow alt. The rage at your delaying turns into cool vibes that fill your computer screen with a warm loving glow.

Smoothrich, you know very well you don't need any sort of chemical additive to jackoff to the rage your trolling creates. Your fucked up shadenfreude is entirely natural.
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2013, 09:50:24 pm »
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I had a chilean friend who sometimes went on Counterstrike coke-fueled binges. He had inhuman reflexes. Definetely dishorable. Same goes for all the hashashin that obviously play cRPG. Drunks are fine, they just play worse than if sober, but think they're playing better.

Yes, I'm sure it was your friend.
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Re: Performance enhancing drugs and cRPG?
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2013, 09:52:22 pm »
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Yes, I'm sure it was your friend.

I don't like coke much tbh. It's cheap as fuck in Chile, being right next to Peru. Frigging bus and taxi drivers are known to make high use of it for long hours, as well as truckers. Not really the "high class" drug it is in US and EU.
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