Bored in between rounds? Want to earn a quick 1,000 cRPG gold? Head on over to the ban request forum:
http://forum.meleegaming.com/na-(official)/Write a 250+ word essay on any incident. You must have been on NA1 when the complained-of incident happened. You do not need to have witnessed the incident in any capacity as long as you have some opinion about the nature of the ban request. Essays should focus solely on the nature of the ban request. Post here to receive your 1,000 gold. The player capable of writing the most essays before July 25, 2013 at midnight will win an additional prize of 10,000 cRPG gold!
Non-exhaustive list of suggested topics: what does it mean for christian society when we honor server rules not listed in Leviticus? What would Kant have to say about intentional teamwounding? Would Freud agree with the statement that ban requesters were not loved as children? What are the ontological ramifications for our cRPG avatars when their human players request admin action? Is there life after ban?
Remember the focus is on the nature of the request, not the request itself!
[Why these seemingly irrelevant essays are in fact OK!] he was there when it happened, which can be credible even in spite of not directly seeing the exact issue the ban request was made for, and had some relevant things to say about the nature of ban requests.
