NA1 Sellsword for hire

[CrazyCracka420]

I've had a bad run lately in NA1 over the past month or so and am now down to 24k gold.  I can pull valor about 1/3 or so of the rounds that I put my try pants on (aka I'm not doing risky shit and dying early to alt+tab to Civ V or CK2).  I think that I can greatly effect the outcome of our team winning the round of a battle. 

I am really only looking for someone to cover my losses (which is usually under 10k for 6 or so hours of play).  And possibly throw me a tip if you notice a significant change in the amount of gold you pull in while I'm playing for you.

What my contract entails will be jumping on your teamspeak (if you want), changing to a banner of your choosing, and letting you decide how I should play.  Do you want me to play how I normally do (and zoom around the map trying to help our teammates in the best way I possibly can), or do you want me to stick near you and protect you personally (which may not help our team win, but may keep you alive longer and boost your K:D by bumping enemies and giving you free kills). 

Payment I'm asking for would be something like 3k gold an hour (which would be you breaking even if you didn't have upkeep and were at x1 for a full hour).   I'll be online tonight from about 5:30pm CST until probably midnight.  Other than today, this week is pretty busy (I will probably be on some Friday) otherwise next week Mon/Tues and the weekend following I'll be nerding out quite a bit. 

[Necrorave]

Nerd

[Shadowren]

Stop wearing expensive gear or sell a loom point! Problem solved 

[CrazyCracka420]

Stop wearing expensive gear or sell a loom point! Problem solved 

No loompoints to sell, and I don't wear expensive gear (it's mainly me horse). 

I should have added some more info about my character (stats and gear):

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Loomed items:

Reinforced Mail Gauntlets (+2) for 7 body armor
Lordly Heraldic Mail w Surcoat (+3)
Champ Courser (+3)
Masterwork Lance (+3)
Masterwork Knightly Arming Sword (+3)

[Strudog]

You dont need the 1h, the lance is a good hoplilte/ polearm weapon to use as INf, that should save you some money

[CrazyCracka420]

Yes the lance is wonderful to use from the ground, but the knightly arming sword is a beast with 7 PS and I love it...saves my ass whenever I'm 1v1 or 1vMany

I could give up the helmet too, but it comes in handy.

[Glyph]

watch out or they'll make you a cRPG prostitution NERF!

[HarryCrumb]

can i pay you to just TK cup457 over and over again? i'll pay you 5k an hour.

[obitus]

can i pay you to just TK cup457 over and over again? i'll pay you 5k an hour.

No, but there's nothing stopping him from being on the opposite team and killing him first every round.

[Tibe]

Ahh I know that feel bra. Ive had some quite the bad time with upkeep recently myself and am running out of cash. Was forced to make some agiwhoring lightarmored alt who will provide my main with the cash I require. I refuse to turn my swagger off on my main and wear some cheap crap im not accustomed with!

[CrazyCracka420]

can i pay you to just TK cup457 over and over again? i'll pay you 5k an hour.

Deal, I'll also aim for him at the beginning of every round if he's on the enemy team.

To the admins who may witness this, I will make sure to apologize and come up with a legit excuse every TK (likely just blame it on the "skipping" animation that happens to horses where you skip across the map 10 meters at a time).

I had an alt (3rd gen now) that I retired a couple times, was able to make some decent cash that way, but it's so much more fun playing on my OP main.  Not a big fan of leeching (even if I'm "participating" I still feel dirty for wearing cheap gear)

[obitus]

(likely just blame it on the "skipping" animation that happens to horses where you skip across the map 10 meters at a time).

Ahh the age-old cavalry warp.  Remember to come to a complete stop to end your warping 

[Smoothrich]

Want to make stupid amounts of money with decent gear no matter what?  Here's the secret:  spawn without a horse sometimes, especially with a decent multi, and save the horse for the flat plains. You'll get valor more, often influence rounds more, have more fun, and make way more gold.

[CrazyCracka420]

Yeah but half the time I play I'm not really in try hard mode, I'll take high risks, die quickly, and then alt+tab to CK2 for 3 minutes til the round ends (game of thrones mod, raping with the Targaryens at the beginning of the game.  Got Valyrian steel and some dragons).  If I'm on foot, I usually stay alive much longer.

[Canuck]

You've seen people like Eyebeat and Mala in action, I wouldn't say that cheapish gear/light armour is equivalent to leeching. It's not like you have to run around as a peasant, just get a good weapon and light armour and you'll make plenty of money on an alt.

And FRUG!