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Offline Zlisch_The_Butcher

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Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« on: July 10, 2013, 07:22:05 am »
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Greetings random forumgoer!
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Are you looking for low quality avatars, horribly overpriced, and with extremely shitty customer service? Then you've come to the right place...
I offer you grand handmade avatars at lower qualities, higher prices, and with shittier reliability and customer service than ever seen before.
For only 100k gold I will take the time and care to probably eventually get around to tailoring an avatar to suit your needs, I may also just decide to run off with the cash, you gotta pay me before I'll start working on anything. I assure you that the first 1 I do will be for free, totally, I'm not gonna go back on this promise if I get the least bit of attention or anything.

Customer is fully responsible for potential lack of ever making anything, poor quality, and the artist potentially drifting off on the concept and making something entirely different.
Oh yeah, and also, fuck the customer.
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2013, 07:26:59 am »
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Maul master str my old friendcher. FREE AVATARS!
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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2013, 07:29:16 am »
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Draw me a running away xbow bundle of sticks. I wear pilgrim clothes btw.  :D
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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2013, 07:30:27 am »
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Man that avatar is so nice. Good Picasso skills Zlisch!
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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2013, 07:32:20 am »
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Seeing as the least bit of attention has been showed to my thread I shall go back on my promise of anything free, Grumpy pay up and I may possibly get it done eventually. http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=459155
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2013, 07:42:24 am »
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I have to agree with this. It was funny as hell when Uther did it. Not so much when other "artists" did it.
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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2013, 07:50:13 am »
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There should be a Profile Picture Shop Conest
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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 02:16:52 pm »
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Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 10, 2013, 07:22:05 am
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The amount of detail on the chainmail combined with facial asymmetry, indicates a possible schizophrenic tendencies, drug intoxication or an abnormal genitalia development. I suggest taking a quick online test: http://www.schizoid.info/

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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2013, 02:25:23 pm »
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If you make me a drawing I promise not to invade you in EU3 :p
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Quote from: kinngrimm on December 20, 2013, 08:22:03 pm
I hope you guys get some sort of sticky balls deseases and smell like my armpits, sorry excusese for nolife fucking cunts you are.

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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2013, 07:15:42 am »
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Quote from: bagge on July 10, 2013, 02:25:23 pm
If you make me a drawing I promise not to invade you in EU3 :p
Is this offer still up?  :D
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2013, 07:26:59 am »
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Once weekly drawing challenge
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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2013, 03:40:13 pm »
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I just notice that recently in this forum there is something going that can be described with: once weekly "let's try to get a more successful art thread than Kajia, with much less effort". which isn't hard to do if you ask me, because, come on! I never update shit and people only visit once after an update, simply because I don't enjoy raising controversy.
amirite?

anyway, I request an art trade.
an artwork of mine for one of yours Zlisch, no gold involved. displaying: the others avatar of course.
DEAL?

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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2013, 03:41:16 pm »
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Quote from: kinngrimm on December 20, 2013, 08:22:03 pm
I hope you guys get some sort of sticky balls deseases and smell like my armpits, sorry excusese for nolife fucking cunts you are.

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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2013, 04:05:17 pm »
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Re: Zlisch's Professional Profile Picture Shop *Better than Dittys!*
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2013, 04:11:12 pm »
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Quote from: Latrinenkobold on July 11, 2013, 04:05:17 pm
85 points   

top that!

My test:
 Your points: 89.
 A normal result is 15 to 65 points.  :D
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