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Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« on: July 05, 2013, 01:41:14 am »
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Welcome to my Prophecy Shop! I am having shit loads of repairs so I will scam your gold in a fun way!Come in customers!

I might have something to say about your future in reel life.Just fill this form and wait for my answer.

Your birth year:
Your favourite color:
First letters of your name:
What are you expecting from the world?:

Note: Every prophecy costs 3k.

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+What if the prophecy doesn't happen in a year?
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+What if I am not amused of my prophecy?
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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2013, 05:31:05 am »
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Damn kebabface, get a real job.

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2013, 09:58:13 am »
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Damn kebabface, get a real job.

This is a real job!

Your price is 3k.

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2013, 10:04:07 am »
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+What if the prophecy doesn't happen in a year?
-You will have your gold back.

order prophecy 31st december at 23 59
prophecy does not happen, kratos fails - profit?
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2013, 11:14:30 am »
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order prophecy 31st december at 23 59
prophecy does not happen, kratos fails - profit?

Not at 31st December;

If I tell your fortune today, it has to happen until 05.07.2014 not 31st December, y u want me poor? :(

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2013, 11:20:41 am »
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My birth year: 6/6/1992

My favourite colour: Pink / Purple

First letter of my name: A

What do you expect from the world: Bitches and Boats


Down with these prophecies already kebabadin.
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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2013, 07:35:45 pm »
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My birth year: 6/6/1992

My favourite colour: Pink / Purple

First letter of my name: A

What do you expect from the world: Bitches and Boats


Down with these prophecies already kebabadin.

You will have an erotic night with your moms best friend(probably on a boat) , but then you will realize you were secretly gay for the whole time.
If you re gay already;
You will have an erotic night with your fathers best friend(probably on a boat) , but then you will realize you were secretly straight for the whole time.

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2013, 01:05:39 pm »
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You've shed light upon my path Kebab Sensei.

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2013, 12:16:51 am »
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Vibe was better
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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2013, 09:43:44 pm »
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I have but one question, and your prophecy will be the answer :

Is your prophecy incorrect ?

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2013, 10:05:10 pm »
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I have but one question, and your prophecy will be the answer :

Is your prophecy incorrect ?

It is. I scam people. But you got your answer so;
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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2013, 10:44:33 pm »
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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2013, 11:34:12 pm »
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Your birth year: 19/06/1994
Your favourite color: blue?
First letters of your name: A.U.
What are you expecting from the world?: 3k gold plox, im poor

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Re: Oracle Kratos' Prophecies
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2013, 05:55:17 am »
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Erdogan will crush you weak Turklings!
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.