Twerking at Nova Tismirr

[dirtfan25]

 


           Dirtfan's Pimpin' Twerkers can be seen running out of the snowy forest towards Tismirr. The number of Twerkers is in great proportion! Nearly a thousand twerkers run whilst charging towards the village. The men and women can be seen in shiny armor and weapons. Their banner flies high and soars in the air.
                    "It is time we Twerkers find a new home! A new Hope! And a new pub to Twerk in!"
                     The Twerking Crew has been rallied and shall start the battle of Twerks

   
             Dirtfan's Pimpin Twerking Crew which is solely independent on strat and has sought out a home in Nova Tismirr.

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Twerk It!

[Artyem]

While I was returning home from the colder, northern reaches of the Tundra, I passed by a strange party of men.  All of which were suited in a vibrant pink color.  Strong in numbers, they were, approximately 1000 men strong.  I was unsure of their destination, and I found their attire and body actions quite... unsettling.  I avoided them, assuming they were carrying some form of disease that I had no particular interest in obtaining.

What an odd bunch.

Anyhow, good luck Dirtfan, it'd be nice to see some more faces up here in the Tundra.

[Lemon]

Strange reports from the Tundra have been coming in of a large group of people moving in strange ways. It would appear they are bending the knees slightly, arching their backs, and repeatingly bouncing their butts up and down in some erotic way. Who knows what doom will follow?


Ninjaedit: Cya soon neighbor

[Phantasmal]

Back up now. Don't fuck with my village.

[Phantasmal]

Without warning we have been beset by bandits trying to claim my lawful fief. Sign for the side of good. Good gear for all classes, let us send these suckers to EU!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4238

[Zaren]

An Army of Xbow Sniper Ninjas appears to reinforce

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[Penguin]

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Without warning we have been beset by bandits trying to claim my lawful fief. Sign for the side of good. Good gear for all classes, let us send these suckers to EU!

By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the WestNorth!!!

[Little Lord Lollipop]

YOU FUCKING WITH MY HOMEBOY, I'LL TEACH YOU TO DOUGIE MOTHERFUCKER

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Frumptys Dirty Dougie Crew declares on Dirtfans Pimpin Twerking Crew

[Lemon]

Limon's Hoochie Coochie Crew is in town, watchin' dis shitz go downs.

[Artyem]

This is the greatest thread I ever have laid eyes on, I do say.

[Lemon]

Due to the hate coming from the Frisian Figdom, I have changed the video to something more of their taste.

[Phantasmal]

A daring night reinforcement has given us the chance to even the sides of the battles. Peasants from the fields stole up to the village in the night, awaiting their plate armor and great mauls and hunkering down for the battle the next day while men-at-arms honed their axes and infantrymen their greatswords. Over all of this Phantasmal sits, honing edges on her bolts and oiling her trusty arbalest for battle.

[dirtfan25]

    The Twerking crew have settled outside the village hyped up for battle. They prepare their shiny armor, sharpen their weapons, test their bows and crossbows. And withdraw the finest weapon of their arsenal: The mighty rocks. Whilst some of the men gear, the rest of the Crew Twerks in the tents outside the village. They will twerk the night away into mid day tommorow. Then rest shorty in a nap. Then will prepare an attack. As they Twerk, reinforcements appear to enter the village. Never demoralized, they continue twerking.

 

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(Should be a great battle with some good xp)

[Little Lord Lollipop]

Frumpty sits alone at the edge of his encampment as night falls. He glances to his right and sees his trusty bow sitting next to a jar of oil. He casually dips his right hand into the oil while his left moves to his belt buckle. As he leans back Frumpty thinks to himself that tonight will be a good night...a good night indeed.

[dirtfan25]

YOU FUCKING WITH MY HOMEBOY, I'LL TEACH YOU TO DOUGIE MOTHERFUCKER

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Frumptys Dirty Dougie Crew declares on Dirtfans Pimpin Twerking Crew

    And to this blashphemy labeled: Dougie ,I see shamefully. We shall fight twice as hard not to obtain this sickness of movement. Even though.... The song sung with it is catchy as hell.
         

We shall send them to the Twerking Tree!

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All this talk of Oil makes me want to do something.