Also, still trying to figure out how the hell do you kick/jump attack with pc master controls.
Logen had the same issue 
Well, figured it out, sort of. You need ahk script to rebind mouse buttons to keyboard, so for me it looks like this:
#IfWinActive ahk_class DarkSouls2
LButton::U
RButton::Y
XButton2::G
XButton1::H
F1::Suspend
U, Y etc. are attacks, guard and parry. This overrides the kawaii shit design and removes the mouse input lag, so mouse users can kick and jump attack the usual way. F1 suspends the script so mouse clicks work again. There is certainly a way to macro kick to a single key, but cba at the moment.
I realised just now that weapons are repaired automatically at the bonfire and that broken weapons stay broken. Fail tutorial is fail.
I realized recently that illusory walls are triggered by pressing "interact" button instead of hitting them, and that was after hitting every wall in every nook and cranny for 9 hours of playing. Also, hitting walls and corpses breaks your weapon.
