Dark Souls II

[Vibe]

All bosses in 1 hour and 32 minutes speedrun (with bino glitch and shrine skip)

http://www.twitch.tv/elajjaz/b/533041506?t=2h38m30s

obviously very spoilerish

[Oberyn]

Let me guess, dual wielding maces? I've seen some clips from speed runs, boss fights seem to mostly involve stunlocking the fuck out of them with those things.

[Vibe]

Hexer, which is even more ez.

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Fuck this game, fuck it in it's arse.

I skin of my teeth make it through NG+, no death, no bon fire mother fucker. And it only gives me the no bon fire ring... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The amount of "Oh fuck I've been invade, quick swap everything to pvp and hope like fuck I don't need my broken magic shield :s" moments I had... fuck you dark souls 2 you fucking cunt! FUCK YOU!

I wish I had a disk to break, fucking steam, UNSATISFACTORY STEAM!

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Dear FromSoftware, can I pleez haz all the hours of my life back I just wasted on your fucking game :*(

ALL OF THE QQ~!~

[IR_Kuoin]

Wow that must suck to only get 1 ring :S

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Wow that must suck to only get 1 ring :S

Fucking raging.

I've got both rings on another char so fuck it but I earned these ones damn it!

Some hacker just dumped them all over the ground when I summoned him and left. Was rather funny.

[FRANK_THE_TANK]

Just uninstalled and deleted my saves. Perhaps now I can reclaim my life and start living like a human being again. Find some purpose for my existence. It's been hard road, but at least it's over now, thank god it's over now *twitch*.

[Vibe]

one does not GTX dark souls so easily

[Kafein]

The good side of not having an unlimited dickwraith item is that the average invaded dude doesn't even know what a dickwraith is. I have lost one invasion. Due to the poison mobs in earthen peak. Didn't see the host.

[IR_Kuoin]

Did some Iron Bridge PvP. Host had both invis rings and 5 weapons on him in total. Was no way for me to see what he would use. Got him down to 200 + hp after I had done a backstab and around 4 hits. This guy had so much fucking health. I doubt he was legit as his hours played was pretty petty. And this was NG on 5.7 SM. Obv. hackers / trainers are so fun to play against ...

[TheAppleSauceMan]

Just uninstalled and deleted my saves. Perhaps now I can reclaim my life and start living like a human being again. Find some purpose for my existence. It's been hard road, but at least it's over now, thank god it's over now *twitch*.

Should've given me your rings 

[Tor!]

Dont see the longevity in DS2 pvp, so I stopped some weeks ago. To much stupid stuff 

[IR_Kuoin]

Dont see the longevity in DS2 pvp, so I stopped some weeks ago. To much stupid stuff 

Aye, I want to go back to Dks1 PvP but my Ps3 version is gone and PC takes ages to get any action going due to GFWL, hope From patches it over to new servers once GFWL dies.

[Rhaelys]

Fuck this game, fuck it in it's arse.

I skin of my teeth make it through NG+, no death, no bon fire mother fucker. And it only gives me the no bon fire ring... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The amount of "Oh fuck I've been invade, quick swap everything to pvp and hope like fuck I don't need my broken magic shield :s" moments I had... fuck you dark souls 2 you fucking cunt! FUCK YOU!

I wish I had a disk to break, fucking steam, UNSATISFACTORY STEAM!

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Dear FromSoftware, can I pleez haz all the hours of my life back I just wasted on your fucking game :*(

ALL OF THE QQ~!~

Did you ever die as a phantom?

[Banok]

Wow I played first few bosses on diff classes and cleric seems by far the easiest. Sure there are times when spamming sorcerer spells is easy mode, but dude I did not realise that "mace" is like RIDICULOUSLY op. I'm 1/2 hitting zombies, and 2/3 hitting old knights and haven't spent a single point in dex or str. And bosses seem really easy with it too, compared to sorcerer - altho it greatly depends which boss (and I did play pure caster sorc)

I guess you could just buy the mace too since heal miracle is mostly useful before you get more flasks.