FCC/FCC Vassal Tactics

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

And for the second time in a matter of a few days, FCC or one of their vassals has attacked us in the field between the hours of 3:00 AM and 7:00 AM for an awful battle time. Isn't is so fantastic that they make a point of always doing things for fun and fairness and have such a powerful ethic for never attacking at times when people can't play?

Anyway, anyone who comes to defend our trader will be paid personally by Sandy and I.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=4134

Oh, and feel free to use this thread as the new FCC war shitposting thread since the other one got locked.

[Sandersson Jankins]

I would have preferred it if the tits and ass alliance has been overtly hostile to us when we attacked the RoR fellow that wandered into our lands instead of practically begging for us to mercifully cease hostilities and let them through. I let the whole lot through and now they attack us at nearly 7 in the goddamn morning.

I regret not giving each and every one of those formerly purple dots a nice long dirt-nap.

I'd like to request that you guys stop this shit, and fight us at reasonable hours. I'm aware that RoR_Thumper more than likely hit the "attack" button and went to sleep, but even so, please be aware of when your attacks will take place. We won't attack after 3am (and we'll try to keep our attacks well before that time) regardless of what you do. Please, show us some sportsmanship and refrain from this wanton display of jackassery again.

[Saxton]

We all know that FCC is sucking the fun out of this strategus...all the NA forums are full of shit-posting threats, and we are all right to do this.

Why hasen't FCC gotten the message already?

Oh right

Kesh

[Keshian]

[Canary]

Hahahahaha.  You attacked them at 3:30 am and now you whine because they attack you at 7 am.  "The hypocrisy is strong in this one."  Keep saying everyone who ever attacks you is an fcc vassal so you can play the pity card - ignore the fact most people think you are an egotistical idiot that no one but himself thinks hes funny and are probably glad to attack you, protect your ego I guess and ignore that frisians have been making themselves look worse than me on the forums with their posts.  Frisians = clan of trolls and mouth breathers.

Meanwhile everyone is perfectly aware of how much of a horrible person you are, and yet you still remind us every time you post.

Is your own ego so large that you must try and tear down that of another just to satisfy your animosity towards this community?

I'm no great fan of Daruvian's sense of humor, or whatever it is, but even he is nowhere near your level of posting iniquity. Brazenly insulting him and his clan won't make them worse than you.

As for hypocrisy: it takes one to know one, and no one would think you were above eye-for-an-eye retaliation in malicious ways.

edit: also:

*saxton quote*
Who are you?  Do you even play this game?

You're not fooling anyone.

[Keshian]

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Is everybody ready for "downvoting Keshian because he's a cunt" time? Because it's that time of  the day folks!

[Canary]

I love how much you have been raging the past month canary - I think you are finally overcoming your crippling passive-aggressiveness - your welcome  .

Psychological projection is an immature defense mechanism. Say something real for once, you aren't good at insults.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

The Complete Guide to Improving the Melee Gaming Forums
2013 Edition

Step One: Downvote all posts by Keshian.

Step Two: Report all posts by Keshian.

Step Three: Proceed to ignore Keshian.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

So I just read the Diplomacy forum rules. Boy, do I feel like an idiot.

You guys have been roleplaying this whole time, and I didn't even realize it. Just, wow. I'm so fucking stupid for not getting it. You lot have been in-character, telling a majestic story about war and loss, and I've been posting like an idiot, ruining the story with all my metafictional asides.

In light of this, I'll begin replying to all posts in this forum in the proper fashion.

[Goretooth]

Psychological projection is an immature defense mechanism. Say something real for once, you aren't good at insults.

Immoral admin is a better insult. But you maybe say I was one but quoting you "It takes one to know one."

Typing in angry intellectual comes across as weak arguments.

[Espwn]

I'm so glad Daruvian keeps getting muted. Thanks for not being biased, Canary!

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If you don't like getting attacked in a war game, don't play it.

[Keshian]

I'm so glad Daruvian keeps getting muted. Thanks for not being biased, Canary!

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If you don't like getting attacked in a war game, don't play it.

That was probably Kalam. 

[Ganner]

That was probably Kalam. 

Nope, i can confirm it was canary, but keep trying to get cheapshots in ;)

[Gristle]

Step Three: Proceed to ignore Keshian.

I wish you would, but you're far too obsessed with Kesh to actually ignore him. Kesh seems to be the only reason you come to this forum.